i have now had three messages (two by PM and one posted on my profile) expressing shock about the fact that I am actually an Umbreon and not a Glaceon. I've also had one person who thought it would be helpful to tell me what the competitive scene thinks about it. Another promised some kind of "terrifying reaction". So, just to set things straight (there is no pun): Yes I am an Umbreon No I don't care what you think about that because I can't read I do not follow any competitive play, but if you do I respect that. Please do me the same courtesy and show me the same respect I do for you. I don't shove my adorableness in your face, so please don't shove your (or your lack of adorableness) opinions about it in mine. I really don't care and don't need to hear it. I am aware that most Eeveeluions aren't very good in competitive play and that my name is clearly Glaceon. Reminding me of this will have absolutely no effect on me because I still can't read because I am a Pokemon. Me being an Umbreon and not a Glaceon has no effect whatsoever on you. You don't need to worry about it, honest. If you're that concerned that a stranger on the internet enjoys being amazing, I don't see how you can cope with the few, few Umbreons all around you in the real world. There you have it. There should now be no reason for any more "omg ur an Umbreon?!" messages. Feel free to send them anyway, but know that you'll just go straight upwards into PC instead of doing a critical like every other move in the series.