Honestly I am. For the past 67.105 years; staplers have been used to put papers together. Has anyone ever thought about what the paper feels? The papers below the initial papers can't even breathe because they're just stuck to each other. Ridiculous. Now look at the images below that support my opinion. Shall I quote what the bible says? Reggie 666:69 "And the shine of death shined upon him; when Francois stapled the document"