Yes I am against staplers. Deal with it.

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  1. ComeTurismO
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    Honestly I am. For the past 67.105 years; staplers have been used to put papers together. Has anyone ever thought about what the paper feels? The papers below the initial papers can't even breathe because they're just stuck to each other. Ridiculous. Now look at the images below that support my opinion. :angry:
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    Shall I quote what the bible says?
    Reggie 666:69 "And the shine of death shined upon him; when Francois stapled the document"
     
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    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    The Bible clearly states in Reggie 666:69 that stapling papers killed jesus.
     
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    Decided to quote this wonderful example in the OP.
     
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    Staplers do have a use, however. Fřāņćøì§ and I smoke them all the time. However Fŕäňčõîś prefers to smoke hexbugs.
     
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    That is what Our Lord wants. He wants us to make this into a pleasuring drug that will tear up the stapler inside. It helplessly pleasures the ones who use it for drug use.
     
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    I had a HEXBUG Nano once. I honest to god have no idea where it went.
     
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    I know where :creep:
     
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    Instructions weren't clear. I got my dick stuck in a stapler.
     
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    MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE LMAO
     
  10. Bubsy Bobcat

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    Woah dude leave the staplers alone! They're only doing their job and most of them aren't proud of it. :(
     
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    No staplers...

    Do you use this sorcery then?
     
  12. ComeTurismO
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    Signs that stapler is the Devil. End Satan 2016.
    They are a sign of Satan though... :sad:
    Yes; the Bible in Barack 420:4420 states: "The Heaven loves Comb Binding; people who use it get a Heaven Gold-Premium Ultra membership"
     
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