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OK, the Beatles remastered albums and Beatles Rock Band are out tomorrow and guess what, Mr. VVoltz is not getting it, so I'm offering a mint Soul. You name the price, I can take ANY price!*. The Soul is in mint condition and is pure, young and innocent.

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* Subject to availability, see owner for details, not valid in all states, only at participating locations.
 

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DO WANT!!!!

I would implant the soul into a woman my own age though, because I always wanted to meet and date a pure, innocent woman and live happily ever after (no naughty thoughts here just a wish from the deepest reaches of my heart).
 

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Well I would have added yours to my collection but if it is pure and innocent it kind of throws off the whole war room/jury of the damned feel I have going on around here.

Should you dirty it up a bit (not too hard to do and I pay for the booze) then perhaps we can talk.

I advise you to act quickly as my science team is very close to making cloned soul. Fortunately I had to learn the lesson of not just saying what I want but writing it down too. I now have a whole tank of identical things like this:

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Tasty though.
 

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FAST6191 said:
Well I would have added yours to my collection but if it is pure and innocent it kind of throws off the whole war room/jury of the damned feel I have going on around here.

Should you dirty it up a bit (not too hard to do and I pay for the booze) then perhaps we can talk.

I advise you to act quickly as my science team is very close to making cloned soul. Fortunately I had to learn the lesson of not just saying what I want but writing it down too. I now have a whole tank of identical things like this:

Dover-Sole.jpg


Tasty though.

Dirty it up, why? That's terrible.

WTF that's a sole, not sure if it's safe for human consumption though.
 

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