[WTF] WoodchuckHax 69.0

[Deleted User]

Hello all. So three dudes talked about stuff at an event in Hamburg, Germany. They detailed a new flaw in the Nintendo 3DS family of system's security. Basically, there is now a way to gain kernel access on firmwares 9.3-10.3. So we thought, "Wow! That's pretty cool!"
We expertly researched the security flaw they detailed.
I improved upon the suggested name, calling it "WoodchuckHax 69.0".
Then, we realized...
We have no fucking idea how to code.
So we just created a Github repo with only a README.MD.
We said we have no working code, but actually we have no code at all.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL CUE 664 SHITPOSTS
Then and show up and kill it dead.
And we realize...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IF THEY HAD JUST ALLOWED 1 MORE SHITPOST THEN THE THREAD WOULD'VE HAD 666 POSTS!

~Fin~

 

[VinsCool]

34 pages later, Bortz locks it.

 

[Deleted User]

for some reason this took a good 45 minutes to write

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34 pages later, Bortz locks it.

I said that tho

Then and show up and kill it dead.

 

[Jwiz33]

34 pages later, Bortz locks it.

I did the math
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699