[WTF] WoodchuckHax 69.0

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  1. Petraplexity
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    Hello all. So three dudes talked about stuff at an event in Hamburg, Germany. They detailed a new flaw in the Nintendo 3DS family of system's security. Basically, there is now a way to gain kernel access on firmwares 9.3-10.3. So we thought, "Wow! That's pretty cool!"
    We expertly researched the security flaw they detailed.
    I improved upon the suggested name, calling it "WoodchuckHax 69.0".
    Then, we realized...
    We have no fucking idea how to code.
    So we just created a Github repo with only a README.MD.
    We said we have no working code, but actually we have no code at all.
    :rofl2: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL CUE 664 SHITPOSTS :rofl2:
    Then :bortz: and :p1ng: show up and kill it dead.
    And we realize...
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IF THEY HAD JUST ALLOWED 1 MORE SHITPOST THEN THE THREAD WOULD'VE HAD 666 POSTS!

    ~Fin~
     
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    34 pages later, Bortz locks it.
     
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    for some reason this took a good 45 minutes to write

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    I said that tho
     
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