Would you kill hitler baby?

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Jul 10, 2008

Would you kill hitler baby? by BoneMonkey at 2:29 AM (4,200 Views / 0 Likes) 53 replies

  1. BoneMonkey
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    Ok Im watching a twilight show epsiode where they send someone from the future back in time to kill hitler as a baby BUT when the time traveler has the oppertunity to kill hitler as a baby she cannot cause its a baby :-(

    (she walks up to baby hitler in his crib as he sleeps with a knife and right when she is going to stab it she falls to the ground and cries)

    Then I thought to myself would I be able to kill Hitler baby and I would think I would, what do you think you would do.
     


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    Well, if you couldn't kill him directly, you could just cover the baby in kerosene and then place a candle on the cradle, and then leave.

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    I wouldn't kill hitler.
     
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    I wouldn't mess with the history, maybe World War II prevent Russia and US from killing each other, and without, nuclear war. [​IMG]
     
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    but hitler was responsible for killing what 6 million jews ?
     
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    You could give baby hitler a nasty facial scar, preventing WW2 because nobody follows a crazy deformed person
     
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    I wouldn't kill Hitler but I'd kill Starlin.
     
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    stalin as a baby ?

    killing a man is one thing but can you go back in time and kill stalin as a baby thats the whole point of this thread

    I would think twice about killing hitler as a man
     
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    I would steal baby hitler, and treat him well and teach him to accept everyone.

    No kill
     
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    You would kill baby hitler, then it would turn out that someone would instead adopt someone else to take hitlers name, and it turns out that THAT person is the real hitler and that you didn't change anything.
     
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    If Germany would have been treated in a better way after WW1, then there wouldn't have been a Hitler as we know him today.
     
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    I'd kill Hitler. Though, history would probably still repeat in some fashion. Same shit, different Fuhrer. But I'd kill him on the off chance that Hitler was truly a catalyst and not a mere tool of fate. As far as feeling bad, yeah I'd probably do best to kill myself after. Who wants to live with a dead baby on their conscious?

    Edit: A bonemonkey topic that's thought provoking? WTF?
     
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    and 6 million other people who were discriminated against, but no one cares about.
     
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    I love you Linki
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I was thinking break all their bones or something or like cut off every second finger and then be like OMG BABY HAS FINGERS CUT OFF and then run out the window so people will find the baby and it wont bleed to death everyone

    also this makes no sense i am just really fucking tired

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    also lol at the guy named bugmenaught loving linkiboy LOL
     

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