Would you eat a human?

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Helpful Corn, Mar 10, 2018.

  1. Sinon

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    No...

    I'd rather die
     
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  2. Kigiru

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    In case of extreme starvation and lack of other source of food i would. That's how some people were able to survive Siege of Leningrad, but i realy, realy, REALY don't wish even the worst enemies to be in situation like these people were.
     
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  3. tpax

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    I do it all the time. In the country where I'm from it's a normal course of life.
     
  4. Jhnsn

    Jhnsn *Flat is Justice*

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    WHAT THE FUCK
     
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  5. Thunder Hawk

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    Would you be willing to eat a @Spectral Blizzard ?
     
  6. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

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    Quite the topic to be discussing on a forum intended for conversing about video games, wouldn't you say?

    Honestly, though, I get the feeling that I'd be too disgusted with myself to eat any human body, and would run the other way screaming once the thought crossed my mind.

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    According to this Wikipedia article, a third of the population of The Gambia lives below the poverty line. Sucks that is has to come to outright cannibalism, though. That is horrible on several levels.
     
  7. Ryccardo

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    Hmmm, maybe just as one of those weird things you have to taste before you die
     
  8. Old

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    Nope, I'd rather croak than eat human flesh. B--A--D juju messing around with stuff like that....

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  9. FAST6191

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    Pinch your nose and swallow.
     
  10. leafeon34

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    It is impossible for us to escape our fate as cannibals. We all consume dead skin cells from our tongues and the insides of our cheeks.
     
  11. Stephano

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    No
     
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  12. SG854

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    These people would. Survivors of an Airplane crash in the Andes.

     
  13. Old

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    That's what she said.
     
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  14. Taffy

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    From what I've read, human meat actually isn't half bad. Apparently it's pretty good.

    That being said I wouldn't recommend it.

    remember to place meats on fire
    then take meats off fire (not with hands)

    note: cooking meats is easier if meats aren't screaming
     
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  15. Jacklack3

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    I wouldn't kill someone and then eat their meat, nor would I eat it raw. Meaning if I can cook the meat I'll probably have other choices.
     
  16. Dr.Hacknik

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    Well, I am bi... So I could go either way... if you know what I mean.
     
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  17. Futurdreamz

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    I should mention that bars in Dawson City has a specialty called a "Sourtoe" where they put in your drink a mummified human toe. You have to return it, though.
     
  18. Paranoid V

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    Well it depends:

    Is (s)he well educated and cultured?
    A redhead?
    Can I have some baked pottatoes on the side?

    Either way probably no. If I can't stomach people anyways, I can't imagine how unpleasant eating them must be.
     
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  19. falconcrest

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    given the choice of human stew and bird droppings,i would have to go with bird turd soup:wacko:
    i sure as hell aint gonna reinact the movie ''Wrong Turn''
     
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  20. DrkBeam

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    Yes, sure, but it will be a burden to cut and cook the meat, never raw
     
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