Would you eat a human?

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First of all, this is EoF material with such a topic, no matter how serious you play it. Second, eat a human (cute girl) out? Sure, but eat a human? Just no!:P Third, if I had someone else with me and was stranded, I would work them like mule, then kill them to attract animals, kill those and eat them.:rofl2:
 

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What if you you were stranded in a barren wasteland and your best friend with their starving, dying breath, begged of you to eat them in order to survive?
 

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What if you you were stranded in a barren wasteland and your best friend with their starving, dying breath, begged of you to eat them in order to survive?
I wouldn't, would make no sense, much better sense to leave them alive and drink their blood until they die. Hydration is more important than food:P
 

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Nope. If we were stranded, there would probably be plants and other animals to eat. I'd set up a camp and hunt. Human interaction is much better in the long run, because you don't go crazy of loneliness.
Also, I've read Robinson Crusoe, and own a book that has a lot of info about survival, treating injuries and more. It was meant more for camping and stuff, true, but that's probably close enough™.
 
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Not raw because that wouldn't taste good and wouldn't be safe either
but i would have no problem eating an human at all
if i had to choose i would say a young girl, the meat would be more tender and taste better
but yeah grilled on fire with a bit of salt, that would be okay

though i don't want to eat an human but i wouldn't mind if i had to i mean it is still meat
the most dangerous thing about it would be prion

but i wouldn't kill one to eat, having someone to talk to is kinda more important than a quick launch
 
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Not raw because that wouldn't taste good and wouldn't be safe either
but i would have no problem eating an human at all
if i had to choose i would say a young girl, the meat would be more tender and taste better
but yeah grilled on fire with a bit of salt, that would be okay
What the fuck
 

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Ehhh, this situation is too abstract/hypothetical to answer.

It's like the trolley problem, which can have completely different answers based on what context is provided.

But I'm going to say... no, based on the fact that I have yet to encounter a situation where eating another person was actually a consideration.
 
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Avoid the brain. There's a chance that there are malformed, badly-folded proteins in there that are specific to humans, and that are known that, when ingested, they make their way to your own brain and start a chain reaction causing them to misfold as well. This leads to neurodegenerative disease early in life. It takes some years for the effects to become apparent.
 
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