Would you eat a human?

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  1. Helpful Corn
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    If you were stranded and on the cusp of starvation, would you eat a dead human raw, or die?
     
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    Cooked on the charcoal, with some BBQ sauce and side dishes like rice and vegetables.

    I believe this is how cannibals eat their congeners.
     
  3. ThoD

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    First of all, this is EoF material with such a topic, no matter how serious you play it. Second, eat a human (cute girl) out? Sure, but eat a human? Just no!:P Third, if I had someone else with me and was stranded, I would work them like mule, then kill them to attract animals, kill those and eat them.:rofl2:
     
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    What if you you were stranded in a barren wasteland and your best friend with their starving, dying breath, begged of you to eat them in order to survive?
     
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    I wouldn't, would make no sense, much better sense to leave them alive and drink their blood until they die. Hydration is more important than food:P
     
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    Yep then I like to eat some women ass meat :P
     
  8. smileyhead

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    Nope. If we were stranded, there would probably be plants and other animals to eat. I'd set up a camp and hunt. Human interaction is much better in the long run, because you don't go crazy of loneliness.
    Also, I've read Robinson Crusoe, and own a book that has a lot of info about survival, treating injuries and more. It was meant more for camping and stuff, true, but that's probably close enough™.
     
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    Raw? No way. Everyone knows human meat is better when cooked with fine wine.
     
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    I'd be less concerned about having to eat human meat and more about not having any cooking skills.
     
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    I'd give it a go for the luls
     
  12. Alkéryn

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    Not raw because that wouldn't taste good and wouldn't be safe either
    but i would have no problem eating an human at all
    if i had to choose i would say a young girl, the meat would be more tender and taste better
    but yeah grilled on fire with a bit of salt, that would be okay

    though i don't want to eat an human but i wouldn't mind if i had to i mean it is still meat
    the most dangerous thing about it would be prion

    but i wouldn't kill one to eat, having someone to talk to is kinda more important than a quick launch
     
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    What the fuck
     
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    Ehhh, this situation is too abstract/hypothetical to answer.

    It's like the trolley problem, which can have completely different answers based on what context is provided.

    But I'm going to say... no, based on the fact that I have yet to encounter a situation where eating another person was actually a consideration.
     
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    Avoid the brain. There's a chance that there are malformed, badly-folded proteins in there that are specific to humans, and that are known that, when ingested, they make their way to your own brain and start a chain reaction causing them to misfold as well. This leads to neurodegenerative disease early in life. It takes some years for the effects to become apparent.
     
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    cooked and made into a steak (has to be hiv and aids free)
     
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    Didn't said i wanted to lol
    i just said that if i had to eat an human for survival i wouldn't have any trouble with that
     
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    As a person with crippling depression, i would probably die instead.
     
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    Eating? if nothing else be available yes, Raw? only if no way to cook it is at hand or be possible to be made.
    Though if it can be avoided don.'t eat humans cause you don't want a prion disease.
     
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