Worst Web page ever

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Mar 15, 2007

Worst Web page ever by Veho at 1:38 PM (2,449 Views / 0 Likes) 31 replies

  1. Veho
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    It's a bicycle fan page. But the contents don't matter. Literally. They didn't even matter to the page designers. Form over substance in its most horrible extreme.

    Here it is.

    [​IMG]

    Don't look at it too long or swivel the mouse around too much, you might get a seizure.

    This is the worst rape of Flash ever, or the worst rape of visitors (using Flash) I've ever seen.
    And the music... urgh. The one 3-second sample looping forever... [​IMG]

    And when you approach a clickable link with the cursor, the entire page explodes [​IMG]

    I dare you to find a worse page. Not by design, not by content, but by the useless pile of Flash amassed on it.
    (Provided you don't get epilepsy looking at this one.)
     


  2. Takeshi

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    Wow, that thing is really hurting my eyes! Didn't have sound though, because I'm at work right now. Usability surely wasn't a word the developers had in mind while creating this!
     
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    Holy crap.

    That is TERRIBLE. [​IMG]
     
  4. Kyoji

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    What are you guys talking about? This site is EXTREME!
    I love it!
     
  5. Arkansaw

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    I think it's pretty cool actually, but maybe too fast for most people ;P
     
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    HA HA... OH WOW. THIS SITE IS AWE *vomit* SOME
     
  7. lookout

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    That not really web site? it developer resource for macromedia Flash on flashkit.com
    I seen this many year olds this person used flash 4 (1999) it was very impressed back then...

    I dont think it funny [​IMG]
     
  8. lookout

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    Replying to Worst Web page ever? Go Here
     
  9. Veho
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    That one was actually funny. In a washed up, old'd, "been fresh 10 years ago" way. But still. Not actually bad.
     
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    Agreed. That one isn't bad at all compared to the bicycle one. I know because the end of the Internet page didn't make my eyes bleed quite as much as the bicycle page.
     
  11. Szyslak

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    Painful. Just painful. I think I lost consciousness and swallowed my tongue.

    BTW, thanks for sharing. It's like saying "This milk is awful. Here, taste it." [​IMG]
     
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    www.borat.tv horrible but willingly [​IMG]
     
  13. TheStump

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    WOW that bicycle page was like e-harassment.
    The sound mixed with the bold colours and crazy spining crap made me nearly sick.

    that some Extreme bicycling.
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    Nice beat, I can dance to it....

    boom chicka babba di bomba psh psh

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    etc. etc.. etc...
     
  16. Cutman

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    I like how it says to get a girl!

    So you either have to be a guy or a lesbian to be on the internet!

    I must of skipped over that in the internet contract. Damn you hidden regulations!
     
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    re: www.myspace.com
    it got millions upon millions of the worst page design ever.
     
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    agrees
     
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    www.gaygamer.com
    Unless your 11111111, then it's the best.
     
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