Worst kind of farts?

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Taras, Nov 15, 2007.

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What is the worst type of farts

  1. The walking farts

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  2. The wet-n-jucies (aka sputter-coating)

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  3. The tuba

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  4. Those egg ones

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  5. Dog farts

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  6. Other peoples

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  7. I'm disgusted by this topic but decided to click anyway just to complain and/or exercise my high hor

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  8. The hot ones

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Nov 15, 2007

Worst kind of farts? by Taras at 1:49 AM (2,424 Views / 0 Likes) 29 replies

  1. Taras
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    There should be an option for "Hot farts". You know, those that when they come out that are hotter than most others? You know those are going to smell the foulest.
     
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  4. Taras
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    Dang. I either can't edit the poll to add that or I'm too dumb to figure out how :/

    Sinkhead Edit: I did it for you
     
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    Dog farts. My reason is simple. My friend had to BUY NEW SHEETS AND PILLOWS because his dog farted on them. He wasn't just overreacting either, he let them dry outside for 2 days and they still stunk. Needless to say, no more people food for that dog.
     
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    that's called a queef.
     
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    thats called diarrhea
     
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    That made me LOL
     
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    Why am I keeping this thread open?
     
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    No, there was no poo on those sheets at all
     
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    Because George Bush is on that sign.
     
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    共ありがとう、mr。マザナイト(i tried to write mothernight)
     
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    mothernight would be mazanaito. Besides, it is absolutely pointless to have a te with a small e, because the small e doesn't change the sound.
     
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    i'm guessing your friend doesn't have any way to do laundry?
     
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    Worst.Thread.Ever...who thinks this up? 10 year old boys that giggle at the word 'fart'.

    *facepalm*
     
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    teehee you said the f word
     
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    leave, stupid.

    ha, I said the "S" word!
     
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    By my calculations, you'll be the one leaving first.
    Ha, I almost said the "B" word!
     
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    Ho ho... BOTTOMS.

    Soon... we'll be saying stronger stuff... like TITTIES
     

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