In all seriousness though, anything made my Sony. They're money grubbing fools.
I've had so many problems with Sony consoles it's ridiculous! My Playstation I got back in 96/97 had to be replaced after a month due to a clicking drive, only for the replacement to not work at all.
The PS2 I grabbed on launch, first console didn't work. Second console overheated and the third one needed replacing as the controllers didn't repsond at all after two months.
PSP, the first one I had a upside down screen! Ok I got that used but whatever at least I got a refund and a proper working used PSP.
Never had a PS3, I'd like one as the exclusives do seem a lot better and fresher.
No problems with the two 360 consoles I've had or the Xbox either (I know a few people who are their 2nd or 3rd 360). Nintendo...never had a problem with anything apart from some carts on the NES not working straight away. Sega and all the others...no issues...I just had terrible luck with Sony products, not just gaming ones! Not ratting on Sony products, outside of controllers breaking no one I know personally have had issues.