Why? Because why should you sleep, that's why. The giant dobsonfly. It has giant face-pinching pincers and it flies. (That's 8.3'' in American.) Flying, huge, face-eating sky-roaches. Oh sure, they're native to China and Vietnam, but once this article gets around, cue exotic pet smuggling, people releasing Fluffy into the wild once it gets too large/creepy/pinchy to handle, and before you know it it's face-eater-bug apocalypse. Sauce.