Women

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Women

by VVoltz Apr 17, 2008 at 3:52 AM 3,122 Views 40 replies
  1. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    I bet not even you know it.
    Discuss.
     


  2. Ace Gunman

    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    This will shock you. Women, much like men, and all other sentient living creatures... all want different things. [​IMG]
     
  3. science

    science science rules

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    [​IMG]
     
  4. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    I can tell you what they don't want, based on first hand observation.
    They don't want you to touch their bums [​IMG]
     
  5. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Pure gold!
     
  6. Mlacks

    Mlacks Banned

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    GRAB HARDER.
    And on the other side. Show some guts and they'll fall right in your lap.
     
  7. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    Don't know why guys always gripe about women being so different, annoying, etc. :/
     
  8. tinymonkeyt

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    we want to feel lovedd
     
  9. Panzer Tacticer

    Panzer Tacticer veteran human

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    Sex, they want sex, lots of sex [​IMG]

    Thing is they don't like sex quite in the same fashion as guys like it. Tends to make us think they ain't interested. When in fact we just didn't read them properly.

    But one thing I have learned, while they might want the same pay, and the same rights, women are NOT men, not genuinely equal, because they can't be. Never make the mistake of thinking they are the same, they ain't. We're both human, after that you better be ready for serious differences.
     
  10. Mlacks

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    tHERES NO SUCH THING AS WOMENS
     
  11. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Women want sex.
    They want it baaaaad.
    Just, most of them either hide it or disguise sex as something devious, like power.
     
  12. JPH

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    And you would know? [​IMG]

    kekeke, just kiddin' - love ya scoob [​IMG]


    Women ain't that bad - just don't let them get you whipped.
    Seen it happen with one of my friends...not worth it, you gotta say no sometimes.
     
  13. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Too many plutonic girlfriends.
    =/
     
  14. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Talking to all the mature 11th graders [​IMG]
     
  15. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    The secret to understanding women is realizing they're just like guys when it comes to wants. Different groups of women want different things the way different groups of men want different things. The shallow woman wants to be idolized, the smart woman wants someone to talk to, the sleazy women want sleazy men, etc. etc. The skill is learning to spot which group they belong to.

    EDIT: And the one thing that about 70 or 80% of them want is respect!
     
  16. FAST6191

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    A wiser man than myself once commented:
    Women only want two things
    1) something
    2) the exact opposite of 1)

    Failing that another wise man once said:
    if it has got wheels or tits it will give you trouble at some point.


    So far both have been true for me.
     
  17. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    In my experience and from what others tell me, women want lots of things and then when they have it they still moan about something else.

    Being a man I'm sure I got it all wrong [​IMG]

    Cue someone saying this thread is sexist blah blah blah.
     
  18. jpxdude

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    QFT!
     
  19. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    One thing for sure, what they SAY they want and what the actually want are two different things.

    Of course, no generalized statement will cover all women. But many will say they want a warm, sensitive guy, yet go out with complete assholes. I've seen this way too many times to be anything but true.
     
  20. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    So do men [​IMG]

    No, really. People are never satisfied with what they have, they always want something else. And they never know what they have until it's gone. It's not just women.