Women arested because.... Watching porn while driving?

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  1. Vidboy10
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    ELMWOOD PLACE, Ohio - A police officer who stopped a car because it had illegally tinted windows received a bit of a shock when he looked inside.

    Officer Ross Gilbert said the driver, Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old Downtown resident, was sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap when he pulled her over Aug. 17.

    He said Hamilton told him she was using the toy while watching a sex video on a laptop computer that a passenger in the front seat held up so she could see it.

    Gilbert charged her with "driving with inappropriate alertness" and having illegal tinted windows, according to the traffic ticket.

    Gilbert admitted he had never encountered a traffic case quite like this one.

    "It's very unusual," he said. "This is a first for me."

    Hamilton was released on her own recognizance soon after her arrest and is scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday in Hamilton County Municipal Court.

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    Guess she couldn't wait till she got home.
     
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    What the hell!
    People do the dumbest things.
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    She couldn't wait until she got home?
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    Pft...that's too outrageous to be true, I mean it's almost completely unbelievable.


    ....Women watching porn....pft....
     
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    Pft... Women out of the kitchen. Pft.
     
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    I'm assuming she's not aware of the saying; "There's a time and place for everything"
     
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    Wow, just wow [​IMG]
     
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    How did she not crash WTF????
     
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    ... She trusted the passenger enough to hold the porn laptop and watch her go at it, but not enough to help out while she drove?
     
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    lol. Thats funny.
     
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    Lol the way she's lookin' she probably needed it.

    I just [​IMG] at how there was a passenger holding up the laptop.
     
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    That reminds me of something we did during our last vacation. We bought some cheap porn, and turned the screen outwards for other drivers to see, best part was that some of the drivers actually stayed near us to watch.
    It was hilarious [​IMG] .
     
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    i no, rite?
     
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    Wait...

    No wonder the cop pulled her over

    how does she drive while masterbating to porn?
     
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    My dad was supposedly arrested for masturbating while driving...but my aunt said that it was just a rumor and that he won't talk about it XD. I never asked [​IMG].
     
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    "Hey Dad, tell me about that time you were masturbating!"
     
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    She could have one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on the Dildo
     
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    Unless she can split her eyes, both eyes were probably on the laptop.
     
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    PWHahAHAah, you just made my day [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Thats one heck of a skill to watch porn while driving and still having the " sex toy "
     

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