Woman Claims to be 157 Years old

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Jun 10, 2010
  1. Cermage
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    http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/...8/14306001.html

    pretty cool eh.
     


  2. Depravo

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    Cut her in half and count the rings. It's the only way to be sure.
     
  3. Snorlax

    Member Snorlax POSTMODERNISM

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    This man is onto something...
    Someone get him a scalpel! o:
     
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    Member Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    this reeks of bullshit! who is she related to professor farnsworth? [​IMG]
     
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    Holy shite! She saw the f-ing eruption of the Krakatau with her own eyes? These things just blow my mind
     
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    i see what you did thar
     
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    I saw Lincoln get shot, i can haz world record now?
    though i have no proof what so ever of my age, but you trust me
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    We could always cut you in half.

    And leave it at that.

    Rings? What rings? I just want to cut this guy in half. [​IMG]
     
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    I'm into cutting.
    Lets go, boys!!
     
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    she's name Luca and will gives you the spear if you meet her at the water pala.. Oh, wait

    Isn't any way to know the age of a person with biologic analysis ?
    Like cells life cycle, bone's size, radiography, magnetic resonance imagery, Carbone14 .. oh humanity curiosity will kill her quicker just to know her real age.

    If it's real, and she still enjoy life, I wish her to live even longer.
     
  11. mrfatso

    Member mrfatso That guy!!

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    maybe she's farnsworth's wife?
     
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    Member Theraima I own this desert, bitches!

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    Cant everyone do that? Describe something. Quite easy.
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Name a few.
     
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    Well the parts of the skull fuse more and more the older one gets, but I doubt we have some comparison to see the truth (most likely the only thing we can say with that is that she'd be old, or not that old).
     
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    Woah! If this is true that's incredible! Smashed the previous record!
     
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    Member Theraima I own this desert, bitches!

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    Passport, Driver License, State issued identification card, Military ID or Dependent Card.

    Enough?
     
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  18. Cermage
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    she burnt all her identification bro.

    there's no of doing it without cutting her open.
     
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    Have they even looked into researching her parents? She could steal someones name of course.
     
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    Member Theraima I own this desert, bitches!

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    Or what Gaydrian said.
     

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