Woman Calls Police About 'Fake' Cocaine

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ROCHELLE, Ga. (AP) - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

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The problem is that they can't arrest the dealer until they've seen him make a transaction, and to do so, they would have to set up a sting operation which takes time and money to do. Dealers aren't easy to arrest, so many things can go wrong when doing the sting that the undercover cop could easily lose his life.
 

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only in america...

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only in america...

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I can assure you there are other countries filled with recreational drug users...
She was probably too high to know betterwhen she called. Man, 53 years old and smokin' crack... at that age, you only need one leaf of *bad* marijuana to be happy all day.
 

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Guys she was arrested for possession of Cocaine. I'm just hoping the Coke wasn't the crack she bought. Then she'd be really pissed.
 

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The press - always good for a bunch of laughs.

Like, for example, the fact that it was my cocaine isn't mentioned and the way my mom tried to pee on the doorknob to the bathroom to "jinx the door to disallow entry to Satan" where the cocaine was hidden neither. The drughounds immediately smelled the amphetamine-drenched urine and alerted the cops to the bathroom.
The actual baggie was cleverly hidden in the bathroom sink, under a turd. (I broke the toilet bowl when I used it as a club a few months ago)
 

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LMAO

yes u can get arrested for fake stuff. people can't sell fake rolex watches in the US, people can't have sex or meet with sexual intentions with girls who are over 18 who claim to be under 18 etc..
 
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