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*Darkness, massive screen displaying mysterious fade in/out shots of console, shrouded in shadow so as to leave defining features unidentifiable*
Suddenly, lights up, huge NINTENDO logo engulfs the backdrop.
Iwata walks out, saying nothing. Spotlight highlights pedestal on stage, with a cloth covering what appears to be a soft glowing blue light.
Iwata pauses for precisely one minute, until suddenly three words appear on screen: How. We. Play.
*pulls sheet off the console, revealing a sleek but large white system, pulsating with energy. Iwata screams "768MB DRAAAAAAAAM!", and 7000 series GPUs fall from the ceiling. Black-out. Shigsy appears on screen, giving the finger.
1 second footage of Mario. Bleeding ears and crying eyes sweep the audience.
Believe
Discuss.
