Wii #2878 - Turbo Trainz (Europe)

[tempBOT]

^^wiirelease-5772^^

 

[JonnyPoots]

train... racing..... huh.

 

[Bladexdsl]

how the fuck can a train race...HOW?!

 

[Fredy Garbagis]

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[Bladexdsl]

this has got to be the stupidest racing game eva!

 

[Benandanti]

how the fuck can a train race...HOW?!

By multi-track drifting

 

[camurso_]

This is the greatest train racing game EVER!

 

[Charon]

wiigame of the year DDDD:!

oh god what has it come to..

 

[LinkinGoo]

My god!What we have next??
Poo racing??1º to win is a pooooooooooooo!
Lol

 

[Neversoft]

The concept sounds terrible but the execution looks ok from the video... It looks playable enough, it might be fun for an hour or two.

 

[Hadrian]

this has got to be the stupidest racing game eva!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

...How the fuck do you race a train? I mean they're kinda stuck on rails though.

Although this game does have the potential for being incredibly innovative, introducing the first on-rails racer.

 

[Hadrian]

...How the fuck do you race a train? I mean they're kinda stuck on rails though.

Get two tracks.
Get two trains.
Race.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

...How the fuck do you race a train? I mean they're kinda stuck on rails though.

Get two tracks.
Get two trains.
Race.

But... like... Can't you just have them both go at max speed and it won't change anything?

 

[emigre]

But... like... Can't you just have them both go at max speed and it won't change anything?

It depends on the type of train.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

But... like... Can't you just have them both go at max speed and it won't change anything?

It depends on the type of train.

I think it's time we solved this question.

 

[Hadrian]

There would be two different trains with very different specs, one might be great at erm wind resistance or something while the other may not be but would make up with something else. Then you have slowing down for tight corners, so it would depend on how good the driver is to help get round those smoothly and also get the train back up to speed. You could have obstacles like having a leaf on the track so your train could be "souped up" to deal with those but may have to forfeit some kind of speed booster to have that on your train.

EDIT: Just realised this could be co-op, one driver, the other shaking the wiimote like fuck to get fuel into the furnace.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

There would be two different trains with very different specs, one might be great at erm wind resistance or something while the other may not be but would make up with something else. Then you have slowing down for tight corners, so it would depend on how good the driver is to help get round those smoothly and also get the train back up to speed. You could have obstacles like having a leaf on the track so your train could be "souped up" to deal with those but may have to forfeit some kind of speed booster to have that on your train.

EDIT: Just realised this could be co-op, one driver, the other shaking the wiimote like fuck to get fuel into the furnace.

Is it sad that this thread has already produced much better train racing ideas than the actual game in question?