Wii #0705 - Hamster Heroes (Europe)

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  1. T-hug
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    T-hug Always like this.

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  2. Jax

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    Please God, kill me now!
     
  3. Covarr

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    Hamster Heroes = bad idea.

    However, a few modifications...

    Hamstar Heroes

    The best Gunstar clone ever.
     
  4. Fazered

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    He's way too busy killing me. Wait till you see London Taxi Rush Hour from the same developer.

    Surely shovel isn't derogatory enough?
     
  5. Neversoft

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    Data Design appear to have found an excellent business model, it's almost inspired:

    1. Write games so terrible that nobody wants to pirate them.
    2. Write 50 games simultaneously, preferably all using the same code.
    3. At all costs, avoid letting your software get reviewed prior to it's release.
    4. Make each game title bland but cutesy enough to attract the attention of parents who know nothing about games except that they keep the kids quiet.
    5. Profit!

    I take my hat off to 'em, it's a work of genius [​IMG]

    As for the game itself, I haven't played it but from the companies past efforts and the various screenshots I've seen, expect it to be about as much fun as tuberculosis. It looks like a poor-mans Super Monkey Ball but with graphics designed by me in MS Paint.
     
  6. noONE

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    Oh dear..

    how many titles do they got left, to release in the near future?..
     
  7. Jax

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    I'm afraid to even ask but... screens, please? (Don't hurt me!)
     
  8. CockroachMan

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    ANOTHER DDI PS2 HIT! NOW AVAILABLE ON THE WII! [​IMG]

    some screens:
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  9. Hadrian

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    This is the best DDI game I've played.

    3/10
     
  10. .TakaM

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    shine on DDI you crazy diamond..
     
  11. superrob

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    Lol first i tought. Battlefield Heroes?

    But lol thats the LAMEST copy of super monkey ball ever.
     
  12. King Zargo

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    Looks like Monkey Ball. Maybe its good.


    Done!!!
     
  13. ZeD

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    it looks bad! I cant say Ive played a good DDI game.
    Me n my mate use to get the DDI games, play them, then mock them!

    They are terrible!!
     
  14. berlinka

    berlinka You have sustained a lethal injury.

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    You tried it????? Wow, Hadrian, you're a REAL hardcore gamer!
     
  15. Hadrian

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    I've played the PS2 version ages ago.
     
  16. trelantana

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    Someone needs to assassinate the CEO of DDI.

    I'd do it, but I'm a little busy collecting all the copies I can of their crappy, crappy games and BURNING THEM.
     
  17. Smack

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    Ain't that the truth. Point and case: Ninjabread Man. What could possib-lie go wrong? Ninja, cute gingerbread lookin thing, sure to be a hit with your (kids, nephew, niece, grandchild, some other poor bastard you are gifting).

    You know these 3rd parties complain that they can't compete on the Wii, possibly they are just trying to hard. Let me rephrase that, they are actually trying.

    Moral of the story.... Never Try.
     
  18. trelantana

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    Better moral of the story:

    Market GOOD games as "budget" titles. Sure, you'll make less profit, but you could also curb the crappy shovelware's sale speed.
     
  19. Perseid

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    This looks vaguely familiar. Is this a port of that Habitrail Hamster Ball thing for PS2?
     
  20. Dack

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    Coincidence - I think not [​IMG]

    Scrubs down to about 55Meg and now posted on a.b.g.wii