Wife calls her husband at work...

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  1. Thirty3Three
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    Wherever you want me, baby.
    "Windows froze. Can't get anything open"

    Husband says, "happens sometimes in the winter. Get a bucket of warm water and dump it all over and it should open fine"

    Wife calls back ten minutes later and says "computer's fucked."


    Have a nice day.
     
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    Booooooo
     
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    :'(

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    How about this one?

    Why is the ocean indecisive?


    ... Because it's not shoooooooooooooore.
     
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  5. Thirty3Three
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    what do you call a guy who never farts in public?


    ... a private tutor
     
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    You suck at shitposting
     
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    no wait, but there's more...

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    what happened to the frog that parked illegally?

    ... he got toad
     
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    wew stealing your jokes from Reddit
     
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    shhh.... Reddit doesn't have to know... wait there's more...

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    ... actually, there's not more. These all kind of suck...
     
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    What do you expect, it's Reddit
     
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    SOOOOOOO much more.

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    what is 1+1?
     
  12. Dionicio3

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    My warning level
     
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    Wherever you want me, baby.
    what's my warning level minus yours?
     
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    Idk
     
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    Wherever you want me, baby.
    let's keep it that way ;)
     
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    *reports*
    Nah jk
     
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    ily<3
     
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    Gey

    Ily2
     
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