Why women be talking so much?

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  1. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    You come home from work and as soon as you set foot in the house the wife/gf (or mother in most of your cases) starts hitting you with the word attack before you can even get your bearings. Or before you get a chance to drink something. Or take a dookie. Sounding like the teacher from Charlie Brown talking about god knows what but every issue is of earthshattering importance and needs everyones focus.
     
  2. Wolfsclaw

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    Oh dude what really sucks is your gf wanting to talk to you for 2 hours... on the goddam telephone!!!! that can be really tough, trust me....
     
  3. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    There's an old joke.....

    Men do all the thinking and problem solving because we have two heads.

    Women do all the talking because they have two sets of lips.


    It's as good of an explanation as any, I guess. [​IMG]

    If you don't get the joke, you are too young and should just forget about it. [​IMG]
     
  4. Hooya

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    You learn to tune it out after a while. Selective hearing is an evolutionary trait in men, I swear.
     
  5. Icarus

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    TAKE THIS. YOU MIGHT NEED IT!!!

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  6. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    And they know when you're doing it too, I get called on it 80% of the time.
     
  7. modshroom128

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    thats why you need to stop playing games with your women, and blatantly just tell her to "shut the fuck up"
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Glacius0

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    Here's the trick. Get a DS with Nintendogs or Animal Crossing or Brain Age...basically whatever she likes. Take it with you to work or wherever, and then when you get home, let her play with it.
     
  9. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Yeah. I thought that too when I was your age.