WHy there isnt a isou exploit for the wii u yet

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because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light, causing the wii u to be illuminatied in red light, which prevents unauthorized persons from accesiing the usb ports, and
it may be normal in some cases and caused by ingesting certain substances or medications, so this means that Nintendo is purposlly making our wii u's sick and impossible to exploit through iosu. This may be because In 325CE the Council of Nicaea established that The Red LIght festival would be held on the first Sunday after the first full moon occurring on or after the vernal equinox. So, if nintneod stopped the red light inside the wii u's, we would have full arm9 access. I hope this explains it.
 

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Question in math exam: prove that Apple =death
Apple=more energy
More energy =more work
More work = a good degree
A good degree = a good job
A good job = more money
More money = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = no sexual satisfaction
No sexual satisfaction = whorehouse
Whorehouse = fuck some whores
Fuck some whores = AIDS
AIDS = Death.
Hence, Apple= Death.
 
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