Why "Super Mario Odyssey" is a piece of shit

[Stealphie]

3 HP, when back in Super Mario 64 DS - the undoubted best 3D Mario game - Mario had 8 HP.
Breakdown Road, jump rope, beach volleyball, Koopa races, circle on the Moon - all pure trash missions, when 64 DS had no such rage-inducing missions.
Having to grind Coins, when doing so is excruciatingly slow and repetitive, to get all outfits and 999 Moons is utterly appalling.

Odyssey is nowhere near as downright-abysmal like Galaxy and 3D World were, but it's still not a game I want to replay, at all.

"Galaxy and 3D World are abysmal"
No

 

[RichardTheKing]

"Galaxy and 3D World are abysmal"
No

Galaxy flaws:

• Motion controls for six missions make those missions practically impossible.
• Timed missions with ridiculously strict timers
• Extremely linear missions, preventing the player from exploring and getting Stars out of order.
• Several copy/paste Galaxies, which is wasted potential
• Rosalina is a boring, useless, worthless character who just stands in place the entire game, never doing anything of note. Moving Prankster Comets around is the job of yet another Luma, instead of her.
• Unable to freely switch between Mario and Luigi, let alone other characters.

3D World flaws:

• Surfing on that creature's back has awful controls.
• Double Cherry is a "powerup" that is frustrating to control, especially with multiple clones.
• Uninteresting level design.
• Timed missions, with strict timers, after beating Meowser.
• Meowser fight was not a good Bowser fight; far too easy to fall and die.
• Playable Peach and Rosalina, instead of Wario and Yoshi, or a pair of Toads.
• Some Stamps and such are in devilish hiding spots.

I'd much rather play 64 DS and 3D Land.

 

[Dartz150]

No fuck u Nintendo is my mom.

 

[Stealphie]

Playable Peach and Rosalina, instead of Wario and Yoshi, or a pair of Toads.

Imagine asking for toads instead of Peach and Rosalina

 

[Alexander1970]

Super Mario Odyssey is way better than Mario Party 2.

- better Characters
- the Stars are better animated
- no stupid Dice
- more playing Worlds

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

We all know that somari is the best Mario game anyway.

 

[Stealphie]

Super Mario Odyssey is way better than Mario Party 2.

- better Characters
- the Stars are better animated
- no stupid Dice
- more playing Worlds

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

 

[UltraSUPRA]

We all know that somari is the best Mario game anyway.
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I mean you kinda have to say that the cure for Flu Bear is the GOAT.

 

[SG854]

• Unable to freely switch between Mario and Luigi, let alone other characters.

Game is called Super Mario Galaxy not Super Luigi Galaxy. Check & Mate.

 

[RichardTheKing]

Game is called Super Mario Galaxy not Super Luigi Galaxy. Check & Mate.

Game is called Super Mario 64 DS, yet still allows the player to play as Luigi, Wario and Yoshi.
Game is called Super Mario 3D Land, yet still allows the player to play as Luigi.
Check and mate.

 

[SG854]

Game is called Super Mario 64 DS, yet still allows the player to play as Luigi, Wario and Yoshi.
Game is called Super Mario 3D Land, yet still allows the player to play as Luigi.
Check and mate.

Not necessary addition but a nice bonus for including non Mario characters. Check, Mate & Win. Thank You for playing maybe next time you'll win.

Maybe Super Mario Galaxy Switch you'll get your wish.

 

[Jayinem81]

Once you play Hotel Mario on Phillips CD-i, everything else seems like trash. It is the greatest Mario, nah, game ever made.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

Once you play Hotel Mario on Phillips CD-i, everything else seems like trash. It is the greatest Mario, nah, game ever made.

you must be mistaken Preschool Fun is best mario