Why men should be kept as pets

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Nov 16, 2007

Why men should be kept as pets by Switchy at 8:17 PM (6,032 Views / 0 Likes) 46 replies

  1. Switchy
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    1. They sit around waiting for food.

    GO!
     


  2. Jax

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    2. They crap on the carpet and chew your shoes.
     
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    (assuming switchy is a woman)

    /me flips Switchy's switch to off
     
  4. madmk

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    How many women does it take to switch a switch?
     
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    wait, we do?
     
  6. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    I'm too busy laughing at Jax to add anything constructive to this topic.
     
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    you need a leash to keep us from humping everything we see?
     
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    Because its very good for owner to own pet that is more intelligent, that owner [​IMG]
     
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    **Infinitus scratches hehind his ear, then looks at everyone with his head tilted.

    "Wruf?" [​IMG]


    EDIT: @Westside: that picture creeps me out. o_o
     
  11. azotyp

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    This is next step after dolly sheep [​IMG]
     
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    3. They are stupidly loyal, no matter how badly you treat them.
     
  14. azotyp

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    Because women like to do it with pets , more than boyfriends [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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    Because you can ride them
    [​IMG]
     
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    Because they magically disappear when the vaccuum cleaner appears!
     
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    and endup in GBAtemp's testing area.
     
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    wow, someone needs to get laid BAD!
     
  19. BoneMonkey

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    women belong in the kitchen ! lol
     
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    [​IMG] That's our BoneMonkey.
     

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