Why is the forum so slow?

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  1. Veho
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    Why is the forum so slow? In more ways than one. Okay, so it's sluggy and takes like ten reloads to load a page, but more importantly, why isn't anyone posting? See that topic? See it? It's been there for like three days! I've been watching it! And it's not moving! Where is everyone? Have you all succumbed to fluoride in your water? Abducted by aliens? Everyone sealed themselves in coccoons and are transforming into beautiful butterflies without me? Again? [​IMG] I hate when that happens.

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  2. kobykaan

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    yeah noted it sucked earlier was trying my best to reply to some questions and it just wouldnt post a reply when it came back it had posted the same message about 4 times over [​IMG]

    gave some suggestions about lag to admin about some sites leaching images directly from here a few times before and the site is still leeching directly from here ..not sure if its directly linked to the lag today but certainly will not help it either!
     
  3. anaxs

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    yeh reallyslow for me

    i just got a new computer and i thought it would spped up but no
     
  4. da_head

    da_head A dying dream..

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    well i've been afk for the past few days, but back now. and yeah the site does seem really slow. what's up?
     
  5. Linkiboy

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    Site has been slow for like a year and half now
     
  6. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Oh, ya know, watching the game, having a Bud. Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

    EDIT: Oh yeah, what was the April Fool's joke this year? I missed it.
     
  7. Toni Plutonij

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    Bloody Veho, coming here after long time, making site slow, bitching about other regulars not posting....

    HATER!!!! Don't you see, you caused it, you and your bloody Croatia!! [​IMG]






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  8. Veho
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    Dammit, I killed the forum [​IMG]

    What have I done [​IMG]
     
  9. Toni Plutonij

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    Damn that low Croatian IQ
     
  10. Veho
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    IT WAS RHETORICAL!!! Seems like all that radiation is bad for the brain. Sheesh, some people... [​IMG]





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  11. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    HI Mr.VEHO
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  12. Toni Plutonij

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    Yeah, I'm happy to see Veho back as well!! I really missed him!
     
  13. Veho
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    It's great to be back. I missed you guys too [​IMG]
     
  14. Toni Plutonij

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    AWWWWWW, this is no longer a hate thread.....

    Now it's a [​IMG] thread!!!



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  15. Veho
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    So, what was the April Fools' joke this year? I can't find any references, except for some ISO launcher that deleted all homebrew channels or something? Was that it?
     
  16. Toni Plutonij

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    There was only a small prank, nothing big, I think it was about Normmatt selling his AKAIO to AK Team, and that he won't support it any more, something like that..

    We didin't do anything big, because just about that time, some bigger problems with server and slowdowns started..Narin wasn't available at the time, Costello had some business in China, so site was our priority..
    (You may also stumble upon some threads with no original posts and threads that are half-empty, it's because we had to delete about million posts to speed the site a little, posts will be restored eventually, but not yet)..
     
  17. Cablephish

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    I believe what you're seeing is the after-effects of pre-release game anticipation site lag. What basically is happening as we speak is that games like and Theft Auto Chinatown Wars, Pokemon Platinum, and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 are still effecting the site. Right now it's like the echo boom of what occurred months ago. Think about it in terms of waves. After a certain amount of waves reach the shore, a big one appears every so often. Basically, it's aftershock.
     
  18. updowners

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    It's so obvious why.

    THERE'S NOT ENOUGH NINJAS POWERING GBATEMP.






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  19. fgghjjkll

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    no.
    its because im here!
    MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AS LONG AS IM HERE, GBATEMP WILL BE SLOW AS A SNAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. Veho
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    Okay, ban this guy. [​IMG]