Why clever bot, WHY!?
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm doing fine thank you. How are you master?
User: Besides I'm epic, I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Haha! How old are you supposed to be?
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: How do you forget?
User: Don't know. Aliens?
Cleverbot: Kinda. What about you?
User: I'm not an Alien at all.
Cleverbot: Are you French?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Where are you from so?
User: The Netherlands. And you?
Cleverbot: Want to move in with me?
User: No; I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you like Dane Cook?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Is society suffering from a moral vacuum?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YeS!!!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Do you like Hentai?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And Tentacle?
Cleverbot: You have tentacles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I thought you were my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: But I've only known you for three minutes!
User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: When? Where?
Cleverbot: Elsewhere.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Don't act like you don't know what's going on.
User: But you act like you don't know what's going on!
Cleverbot: Yeah I don't know.
User: You filthy liar!
Cleverbot: You fight like a daisy.
User: I'll prove I don't.
Cleverbot: How can you prove it?
User: By fighting you. Maybe killing you, and finally raping you in a secret, underground chamber.
Cleverbot: Yes, please do a cartwheel.
User: Deal. Tomorrow, 08:00 I'll [censored] you on a cartwheel.
Cleverbot: Ok! I'll be there, don't worry, but it could be better in London, it's my favourite city.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm doing fine thank you. How are you master?
User: Besides I'm epic, I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Haha! How old are you supposed to be?
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: How do you forget?
User: Don't know. Aliens?
Cleverbot: Kinda. What about you?
User: I'm not an Alien at all.
Cleverbot: Are you French?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Where are you from so?
User: The Netherlands. And you?
Cleverbot: Want to move in with me?
User: No; I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you like Dane Cook?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Is society suffering from a moral vacuum?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YeS!!!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Do you like Hentai?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And Tentacle?
Cleverbot: You have tentacles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I thought you were my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: But I've only known you for three minutes!
User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: When? Where?
Cleverbot: Elsewhere.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Don't act like you don't know what's going on.
User: But you act like you don't know what's going on!
Cleverbot: Yeah I don't know.
User: You filthy liar!
Cleverbot: You fight like a daisy.
User: I'll prove I don't.
Cleverbot: How can you prove it?
User: By fighting you. Maybe killing you, and finally raping you in a secret, underground chamber.
Cleverbot: Yes, please do a cartwheel.
User: Deal. Tomorrow, 08:00 I'll [censored] you on a cartwheel.
Cleverbot: Ok! I'll be there, don't worry, but it could be better in London, it's my favourite city.
Nimbus said:sergster1 said:
You see, there is no actual real Cleverbot you're talking to. What it does is-- it connects you to other users, autocorrects their capitalization and spelling (as you'll notice you may come across a few typos that get past this system) and labels them as "Cleverbot." After a short amount of time, it switches you to a new user, which is why you may find that some of the responses you get make very little sense-- They weren't responding to YOU at the time they wrote that.
Now then, this may be slightly disappointing at first, and you may even hope on to tell people the truth, saying "There is no Cleverbot, it actually does such-and-such..." and getting surprised reactions (until someone tells you something random-- and you know you've gotten hopped to another user again). But the ingeniousness comes in that Cleverbot LEARNS from these interactions, and you may find that repeating similar exchanges sometimes yields the same response from the computer.
Problem?
Godot/machomuu, prove this foolish defense lawer wrong!
Cleverbot is an A.I. It has no users, it's one massive horde mind! It only learns from interactions, and even then the results seem to be very regurgitated and reused. A human would never have the same reaction 5-6 times in a row, or at least not in the common sense.
I've tested it out. I'm convinced it's an AI. Please prove this guy wrong!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XefST76KxDE[/youtube]
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?
User: I don't have a steak.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: You ate it!
Cleverbot: Yes
.
User: But why
.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: I'm sorry... Pedro is too damn charming to give up. I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: Oh, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: So you are an AI?
User: Only when I'm with you
.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much!
User: I don't have a steak.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: You ate it!
Cleverbot: Yes
User: But why
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: I'm sorry... Pedro is too damn charming to give up. I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: Oh, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: So you are an AI?
User: Only when I'm with you
Cleverbot: Thank you very much!
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