Why can't we all be like Mario?

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  1. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Nintendo's Mario is:
    1 - An Italian plumber
    2 - Created by Japanese
    3 - Speaks English
    4 - Looks Mexican
    5 - Runs like Jamaicans
    6 - Grabs coins like a Jew
    7 - Jumps like a black man

    Can't we all admit that we should be more like Mario?


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    (PS - no offense intended, it's meant to be a funny topic)
     


  2. Narayan

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    he's italian?
     
  3. Xuphor
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  4. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    i never liked mario much... sorry i thought he was american...
     
  5. Xuphor
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    Is this a picture you can relate to more, then?

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  6. Narayan

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    [​IMG]

    meanie! is it my fault i didn't know...
     
  7. Xuphor
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    Lol, no, I don't get that Halo picture at all, it's just not your taste in games, nothing wrong with that [​IMG]
    I'm just being trolly, sorry if I offended you.
     
  8. NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU

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    Because of me, duh. [​IMG]
     
  9. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    then i want you to compensate for what you did.
     
  10. Sterling

    Sterling GBAtemp's Silver Hero

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    Fail, you got this from Lamebook.
     
  11. Holified 2x

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    We cant be him cus he sucks loses his princess all the time to a wanna be dragon looking dinosaur an gets stupid small without a mushroom .
     
  12. Xuphor
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    Lamebook? No, FunnyJunk actually. They probably got it from Lamebook. Only the 7 things tho, the least racist thing was my idea.
     
  13. Paarish

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    God bless you, mario!
     
  14. Shinigami357

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    Mamma mia! Or, whatever it is he says apart from "it's-a me Mario!".

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    Still no love for Luigi, huh? Bwahahaha.
     
  15. Xuphor
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    How? [​IMG]
     
  16. Narayan

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    depends what can you give/do...
     
  17. Xuphor
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    Do you have Second Life or EQ2X?
     
  18. Shinigami357

    Shinigami357 Current "give a fuck" level: Honey Badger

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    Formulating a "furry" joke... Gimme a minute...
     
  19. Paarish

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    Awww shit Xuphor, RUN!
     
  20. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Please do NOT turn this into a furry thread, that's disaterous here.

    Back to Mario:
    Anyone else notice his moustache randomly dissapears in Mario 64 in the Rainbow Castle level?