WHY CAN'T I FIND MY 3DS!

[Tom Bombadildo]

GUYS! GUYS HELP! I NEED HELP FINDING MY 3DS! I LOOKED ALL OVER MY ROOM AND IN ALL THE USUAL PLACES! IT NO WHERE! I CHECKED MY LIVING ROOM AND AS FAR AS I KNOW NONE OF MY SIBLINGS HAVE NO INTEREST IN IT! I THINK IT MIGHT BE IN MY CLOSET, BUT THAT SHIT IS SO MESSY I DON'T WANNA LOOK THERE. QUICK GUYS, I WANNA GET THOSE FUCKING GBA GAMES.

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

...how are we supposed to help?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Obviously by making suggestion. OBVIOUSLY.

 

[Deleted User]

Check in here :3

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

IT'S NOT THERE.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Check in...wait, have you already tried looking in the last place you left it?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

YES. IT'S NOT THERE EITHER. I THINK SOMEONE STOLE IT. WHO STOLE MY 3DS????

 

[SamAsh07]

I STOL YOR 3DS!! AND DERE'S NUTHIN YOU KEN DO ABOUT EET!!!

 

[gamefan5]

SANTY CLAUS STOLE YOUR 3DS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I STOL YOR 3DS!! AND DERE'S NUTHIN YOU KEN DO ABOUT EET!!!

BITCH IMA GET YOU ONE DAY TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR! WHY YOU DO THIS? WHY? WHY? I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!

SANTY CLAUS STOLE YOUR 3DS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!

 

[YetoJesse]

ITz THUR!!!

 

[SparkFenix]

Sup.

 

[BoxmanWTF]

...On the table?

 

[SamAsh07]

I STOL YOR 3DS!! AND DERE'S NUTHIN YOU KEN DO ABOUT EET!!!

BITCH IMA GET YOU ONE DAY TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR! WHY YOU DO THIS? WHY? WHY? I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!

Bwahaha, I DO THIS BECUZ YOU A DOCTOR!! DOCS ARE SUPPOSED TO TEND TO THEIR PATIENTS RATHER THAN PLAYING 3DS WHILE THEIR PATIENT DIES!!! THERE WERE TOO MANY COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE NUMBER OF DEATHS YOU'VE CAUSED JUST BECUZ OF THE DAMN 3DS, NOW IMA BURN YER 3DS!!! I MAY GO TO HELL BUT THAT'S OK, SINCE I'VE DONE A GOOD DEED BY SAVING COUNTLESS OTHER LIVES!!!

P.S. - 17 YR OLD DOC /RIDICULE

 

[MelodieOctavia]

You lost your 3DS because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Gundam Eclipse]

You have obviously become too hardcore for your 3DS.
REJOICE
FOR YOU ARE NOW ELIGIBLE FOR REAL HARDCOAR SHIT

 

[Deleted User]

Your 3DS contracted AIDS and died.
+300 xp.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I STOL YOR 3DS!! AND DERE'S NUTHIN YOU KEN DO ABOUT EET!!!

BITCH IMA GET YOU ONE DAY TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR! WHY YOU DO THIS? WHY? WHY? I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!

Bwahaha, I DO THIS BECUZ YOU A DOCTOR!! DOCS ARE SUPPOSED TO TEND TO THEIR PATIENTS RATHER THAN PLAYING 3DS WHILE THEIR PATIENT DIES!!! THERE WERE TOO MANY COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE NUMBER OF DEATHS YOU'VE CAUSED JUST BECUZ OF THE DAMN 3DS, NOW IMA BURN YER 3DS!!! I MAY GO TO HELL BUT THAT'S OK, SINCE I'VE DONE A GOOD DEED BY SAVING COUNTLESS OTHER LIVES!!!

P.S. - 17 YR OLD DOC /RIDICULE

I FINISHED MED SCHOOL WHEN I WAS 12!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB DUMBNESS! ONE DAY YOU SHALL COME INTO MY ER AND I SHALL FILL YOUR PENIS WITH C4 ALONG WITH A REMOTE TRIGGER, I SHALL THEN ACTIVATE THE TRIGGER WHEN YOUR 17 MILES AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND THEN YOU SHALL BE DEAD AND NO ONE WILL CARE AND EVERYONE WILL REJOICE BECAUSE I DID A GOOD DEED KILLING A BABY RAPER!

You lost your 3DS because you touch yourself at night.

I HAVE YOUR MOM FOR THAT LOLOLOLOLOL I'M FUNNY CUZ INTERNET MOM JOKE LOLOLOL.

 

[Hydreigon]

wat.

 

[s4mid4re]

OBVIOUSLY Nintendo did it to make you pay for a new 3ds.