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  1. AnalJohn

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  2. AllMighty Foxi4

    12.5%
  3. tempBOT

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  4. xX_darkness_Xx

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  5. StrayGuitarist

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  6. Mami Tomi

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  1. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    I just ate three tortas, and a full plate of rice and I got pragnent, but I'm not sure who's the mother of my child. Help me please.

    I'm Pragnent1.jpg I'm Pragnent2.jpg
     
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  2. x65943

    x65943 the end is nigh, buy doge coin
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  3. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    Not preggo, only fat.
     
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  4. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    Pragnent for some hours, still can't identify the mother.
     
  5. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    When you ultimately give birth in the toilet, go with the texture.
    Going to bet on corn.
     
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  6. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    I didn't ate Corn.
    I ate three of these + a full plate of rice:
    [​IMG]
     
  7. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    if you already know the parent, why do you even question?
    Wore protection and actually got pregnant a different day?
     
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  8. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    I'm a bitch and I don't know how to control myself.
     
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  9. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    fukkin whore lol
     
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  10. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    PS: I'm going to be the father, I need to know who's going to be the mommy.
     
  11. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    Ok, seems like I'm about be giving birth in a couple hours.
    I'll let you know if it's a liquid or a solid baby.
    :rofl2:

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. cauliquackers

    cauliquackers GBAtemp Regular
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    WAIT U FORGOT TO NAME IT
     
  13. StrayGuitarist

    StrayGuitarist A genuine feline disaster.
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    ... Couldn't be me, could it? I mean, I fit all of the requirements..

    1. I am a lady
    2. I am exist on GBATemp forum
    3. I may sometimes execute a sexual action
    4. I consume food as well, especially greasy food, and too much of it

    Am I your unpregonate baby mama?
     
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  14. TomRannd

    TomRannd slim bizzy
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    no. it is i. for my name is mami tomi.
     
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  15. Stealphie

    Stealphie GBAtemp's Favorite Hat Kid
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    The mother is the baby itself dumbass
     
  16. StrayGuitarist

    StrayGuitarist A genuine feline disaster.
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    Oh, whew. I can barely handle taking care of myself, let alone a child.
     
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    the mother is actually me
     
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  18. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    Ok I just want everyone to know that I had a very, very healthy baby.
    Thanks for your help everybody.
    tempBOT is the mother.
     
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  19. alexander1970

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    I miss xX_darknesss_Xx as Choice......
     
  20. JuanMena

    OP JuanMena Politically Incorrect ♥️
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    Done, please keep voting, as today I might get pragnent with Meat Tacos.
     
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