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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by King Zargo, Mar 1, 2008.
Who would win in a fight to the death between a polar bear or a gorilla?
This is the battlefield:
polar bear !
If the gorrila has a large stick, the gorilla.
They'd combine to become the Polar Gorrilbear and take over the known universe.
Polar Bear. The battlefield is totally unsuitable for the gorilla.
Even "a little bit of snow" is unsettling enough for an animal that lives in the fucking jungle.
Maybe mountain gorillas just have a chance at not shivering enough to climb a tree and call it quits. Since most polar bears have never seen a tree in their whole lives, I doubt they be able to climb it.
Now I'm too stoned to wiki the details, but I'm sure you people will find it more fun to decide the winner through random opinions rather than facts anyway
He's invisible in the snow.
The battlefield is in favor of the polar bear!!
That's not a fair fight!
Someone please Shoopda-whoop the bear!
The gorilla would be ripped to bits.
HE'S A'CHARGIN HIS LAZAS!!!
It's Super Effective!
Claws + sharp teeth > sharp teeth. Bear FTW!