who wants to be like goatse man?

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  1. cubin'
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    The process of anal stretching is a lot like earlobe stretching, except you don't wear the "jewelry" around the clock. Like stretching a piercing, it involves slow and increasingly larger play over an extended period of time. Like all good things, it takes time!

    Done carefully, anal stretching can safely (and without negative side effects) result in rectal circumferences of 15" and more. Done slowly, the process should be pleasurable (and may be a little painful as well). If there is bleeding or excessive pain, you're stretching too fast. Always be sure to use lots of lube.

    After stretching, it takes three to six hours for the anus to return to normal (it will have large swollen "lips" until then). Other than the ability to engage in heavier anal play, anal stretching will cause no functional change to digestion or defecation.


    [LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]Learn about Extreme Body Modification [/url] [the link i posted is clean but please don't follow any other links on the website]
     
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    this is not offensive information sir, it does not require any warnings...no pics included
     
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    DO NOT LICK ON THE LINK HE GAVE YOU UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE MORE GOATSES
     
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    lawl did you click on the 'anal stretching' link linkiboi because there are no goatses in the link i provided.

    my links should only be used for informational uses only because if we ban posting this website then people may try to anal stretch and they may have injuries if not done in a safe manner.

    good luck [​IMG]

    cubix
     
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    you, sir
    ARE BROKEN IN THE HEAD
     
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    DLDI-patch that shit [​IMG]
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    Yep, more filth, another warn, so it goes.
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