who is your dreamgirl

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sarah drew is cute!!!
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any girl as cute as her with glasses wanna talk to me in msn [email protected]
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Dream girl....DREAM....hmmm DREAM girl....the girl of MY DREAMS....would be a clone of Cameron Diaz in her "The Mask" era. Her genetic code would be altered with partial Doberman so when I tell her to fetch me a beer she not only goes and does it....but enjoys it, another portion of her DNA would be taken from me so she likes to game and of course has a high sex drive. (Im not really worried about corrupting DNA but reproducing with myself as I have no intentions of making kids....in fact lets have her fixed while we are making her.) I'd have all traces of bitchyness removed for sure....Monthly cycles removed as well (science is sooo fun)....oh and just Martha Stuarts love of keeping houses clean and cooking...I need that genetic code as well. And I wanna order 2 cause my dream girl would be 2 of the above leaving one Xbox 360 spot open for one of my friends. Get kracka lakin scientist
 

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Dream girl....DREAM....hmmm DREAM girl....the girl of MY DREAMS....would be a clone of Cameron Diaz in her "The Mask" era. Her genetic code would be altered with partial Doberman so when I tell her to fetch me a beer she not only goes and does it....but enjoys it, another portion of her DNA would be taken from me so she likes to game and of course has a high sex drive. (Im not really worried about corrupting DNA but reproducing with myself as I have no intentions of making kids....in fact lets have her fixed while we are making her.) I'd have all traces of bitchyness removed for sure....Monthly cycles removed as well (science is sooo fun)....oh and just Martha Stuarts love of keeping houses clean and cooking...I need that genetic code as well. And I wanna order 2 cause my dream girl would be 2 of the above leaving one Xbox 360 spot open for one of my friends. Get kracka lakin scientist


i agree cameron diaz in mask hottest girl all time
 
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