Which videogame character would make the worst father?

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  1. Ruri
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    So we had that official contest about which videogame character would be the best father. And it was good.

    But let's face it, there's a lot of male characters in videogames that are just not cut out for fatherhood. They deserve their day in the spotlight, too. Just because Luca Blight wouldn't make the best father ever doesn't mean we shouldn't have a list for him, too.
     
  2. xbones090

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    the worst father is mario who wants a father who is red and small
     
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    Worst father: the scientist from contact, that cheating bastard was just using us the whole time. (it really did upset me)
     
  4. DarkRey

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    Duke Nukem
     
  5. Hop2089

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    Phoenix Wright
     
  6. Man18

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    The dead beat dad from the Pokemon series.

    We was never there so the mom has no choice but to let her son try and capture and control giant fuckin monsters.

    cmon.... this is better than the others... hands down.
     
  7. Brian117

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    That is so weird. [​IMG]

    Right after I saw this thread was made, I WAS going to say Duke Nukem too, but then I thought he's a tough guy who kills things that will protect you.

    So I decided not to post. Haha.
     
  8. Linkiboy

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    Princess Peach

    Reason: woman
     
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    Hey! But the dude is suave, he says, "Suck my boomstick."

    [​IMG]

    I say Solid Snake...oh wait....girls like that......

    How about Dirk the Daring? He's a dork. But I guess he did save the girl from he's dragon, so he's OK.

    Ryu? Naw, he's too violent.

    I KNOW! Leisure Suit Larry, that dude's a womanizer. Yeah, he would be the worst father.
     
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    i win.
     
  11. Lily

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    Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry). He tries to be the mack daddy, and fails miserably. He'd teach you how to never score with women, ever! This would make him a terrible father.
     
  12. Man18

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    You ever played a Leisure Suit Larry game?
     
  13. Law

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    Solid Snake WOULD make a terrible father, because he can't reproduce [​IMG].
     
  14. Lily

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    All of them. Even the recent shitty ones that have no business bearing his name. I'm talking about Larry 1-6.
     
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    He still gets some booty.
     
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    truth!!
     
  17. Cablephish

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    The person in any video game who would make the worst father, is a guy in Earthbound.
    He's in the circus tent planning how to get rid of the zombies in Threed, and he tells you that he deserted his family in order to be safe from the zombies all around Threed. He even tells you, "I had to leave my family because of the zombies. He even said something along the lines of valuing his own life.