Yet another Harry Potter inspired poll. This one is vital though, as I'm actually longing to know which of these characters you find the hottest so I can kidnap and store them in my Love basement. My previous attempts to scour the land of Great Britain for these fictional characters ended in forced psychiatric "treatment" (I accidentally knocked over a trashcan near a constable in London Square) I almost thought my personal favorite fictional character Nymphadora had already been kidnapped by some senior citizen that appeared to be walking around a local park with Tonks on a leash, but it turned out it was just a poodle. I claimed to be the old hag's son-in-law and donated her mangled corpse to crash-test science, erasing all evidence of violation and blunt trauma. Though I definitely saw Hermione once. It was when I drank a glass of water down at a rivaling drug dealer's house. First she was a talking plant, and then she became human. When I tried touching her, she turned into a cactus and shot needles at my face, which ended up piercing my arm as I guarded myself from the stings. I woke up in the hospital and they said I drank water full of "Lysergic Acid Diethylamide", whatever the hell that is (probably bacteria) and someone injected massive amounts of Marijuana into my veins trying to make it look like a suicide. (you can't O.D. from weed, even I know that! Better luck next time Don Ice!). So, which of these should I kidnap to make love with whenever I grow bored with playing videogames or watching Jizzing Samurai's Shampoo? I want to know who you think is the hottest (judging from the movies, the books or the BrainVision Broadcasts - you decide). I wanna know because I will also be renting them out to sweaty overweight businessmen with weird Fictional Character fetishes and need the most popular ones.