Which of these would you lock up in your basement?

[iTech]

Yet another Harry Potter inspired poll.
This one is vital though, as I'm actually longing to know which of these characters you find the hottest so I can kidnap and store them in my Love basement.
My previous attempts to scour the land of Great Britain for these fictional characters ended in forced psychiatric "treatment" (I accidentally knocked over a trashcan near a constable in London Square)

I almost thought my personal favorite fictional character Nymphadora had already been kidnapped by some senior citizen that appeared to be walking around a local park with Tonks on a leash, but it turned out it was just a poodle. I claimed to be the old hag's son-in-law and donated her mangled corpse to crash-test science, erasing all evidence of violation and blunt trauma.

Though I definitely saw Hermione once. It was when I drank a glass of water down at a rivaling drug dealer's house. First she was a talking plant, and then she became human. When I tried touching her, she turned into a cactus and shot needles at my face, which
ended up piercing my arm as I guarded myself from the stings. I woke up in the hospital and they said I drank water full of "Lysergic Acid Diethylamide", whatever the hell that is (probably bacteria) and someone injected massive amounts of Marijuana into my veins trying to make it look like a suicide. (you can't O.D. from weed, even I know that! Better luck next time Don Ice!).

So, which of these should I kidnap to make love with whenever I grow bored with playing videogames or watching Jizzing Samurai's Shampoo?
I want to know who you think is the hottest (judging from the movies, the books or the BrainVision Broadcasts - you decide). I wanna know because I will also be renting them out to sweaty overweight businessmen with weird Fictional Character fetishes and need the most popular ones.

 

[mthrnite]

Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's busy, too busy to come to the phone
Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's trying, to start a new life of his own
Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's happy, so why don't you leave him alone
And the operator says Forty cents more, for the next three minutes. Pleeeeease...

 

[Mangofett]

I voted Voldemort's mother only because I didn't see "Dumbledore's mother" on there.

 

[bobrules]

I voted for Cho Chang, but Emma Watson is hot as well.

 

[iTech]

Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's busy, too busy to come to the phone
Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's trying, to start a new life of his own
Voldemort's mother says Voldemort's happy, so why don't you leave him alone
And the operator says Forty cents more, for the next three minutes. Pleeeeease...

That damn Don Ice! Now he's targeting random people from the crowds I hang with. Damn you!!!

I knew I would put that Nuclear Warhead I made from the smoke detectors I stole from the orphanage that burned down last week to good use.
I'm gonna drop it on his entire hood, it only houses foreign people anyways! That'll teach 'em.

 

[JacobReaper]

i voted Cho Chang

 

[ryohki]

I voted Luna, she was hot in that last movie.
and the fact that tonks isn't on that list is a travesty.
she's over-age, and HOT.

 

[iTech]

I voted Luna, she was hot in that last movie.
and the fact that tonks isn't on that list is a travesty.
she's over-age, and HOT.

Sure she is! I was the first to vote for Tonks.
Luna is my second choice, and Voldemort's mom my third even though I can only guess at what she looks like (so it's out of sheer awesomeness only).

 

[ryohki]

oh.
I retract my statement, and vote then.
and re-cast for tonks.
cos she's hot.
except with the pig snout.... kinda turned me off, a little.

 

[deathfisaro]

Can I make a harlem in my basement?

 

[Sinkhead]

I don't have a basement :'(
But I have a shed.

- Sam