Which Member Is The Biggest Hipster?

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  1. ShadowXP
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    I'm going to have to go with this guy. It doesn't take an Urban Outfitters employee to realize that this guy is definitely sporting the large, black-rimmed glasses he doesn't really need with the thick checkered shirt he found in his local British Heart Foundation store. He probably bought some jeans from Primark, too, but ripped off the label and turned them into cut-offs. He sits in his room at night desperately trying to find even an ounce of the emotion he found in Pinkerton in The Red Album, but is often distracted by his latest discovery of 'skramz' and one of the I Hate Myself records (the band name is ironic, of course, and that's why he likes them). Tomorrow his mum will probably pop over with a pair of Chuck Taylors and he'll spend the rest of the afternoon 'trying to move on' by listening to Dillinger Four.

    Which member do you think is the biggest hipster?
     
  2. amped

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    Probably ShadowXP i'd say
     
  3. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Nah ShadowXP likes A Girls Aloud song.
     
  4. amped

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    only ironically of course
     
  5. ShadowXP
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    fuck
     
  6. Hadrian

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    No genuinly.

    Also I need to add:

    Fucking Red Album...their new album will be crap too.
     
  7. amped

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    nothing past pinkerton is good
     
  8. ShadowXP
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    I'm gonna make me make me love you
    Nothing at all nothing I can't do
    Promise I made
    Promise I made
    Starting to fade
    Starting to fade
     
  9. Hadrian

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    If you think of them as a different band then the others have their moments I guess. Saying that I enjoyed Make Believe for the first time ever a few days ago...perhaps its my mind dying.
     
  10. ShadowXP
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    Well you definitely aren't the biggest hipster.
     
  11. Hadrian

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    You sicken me.

    No Good Advice ftw!
     
  12. Hadrian

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    To be a true hipster is to be uncool and not follow the hip kids.

    So does that mean this chap is the biggest hipster?

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  13. Domination

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    Whats a hipster?

    Can I be one? I want to be one.
     
  14. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    A person who has an extreme liking of alternative culture.
     
  15. ShadowXP
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    Basically, stop listening to every band in your signature. You hate them now. And follow this. Congratulations on becoming a hipster!