I'm going to have to go with this guy. It doesn't take an Urban Outfitters employee to realize that this guy is definitely sporting the large, black-rimmed glasses he doesn't really need with the thick checkered shirt he found in his local British Heart Foundation store. He probably bought some jeans from Primark, too, but ripped off the label and turned them into cut-offs. He sits in his room at night desperately trying to find even an ounce of the emotion he found in Pinkerton in The Red Album, but is often distracted by his latest discovery of 'skramz' and one of the I Hate Myself records (the band name is ironic, of course, and that's why he likes them). Tomorrow his mum will probably pop over with a pair of Chuck Taylors and he'll spend the rest of the afternoon 'trying to move on' by listening to Dillinger Four. Which member do you think is the biggest hipster?