When rydian went to the doctor

[alidsl]

 

[Rydian]

It's true, I haven't gotten laid in over five years.

 

[alidsl]

I'm sorry rydian but the truth had to come out some time

 

[Rydian]

I just wish they wouldn't hop around so much.

 

[Dangy]

Mental pictures...

 

[GundamXXX]

one of the last times i got laid it produced a child... youre better off like this

 

[RiderLeangle]

Mental pictures...

Want a worse one?
He jacks off and when he's done a million frog-sperm come out like its a clown car...
Complete with cliche circus music...

Came out crap but
http://www.swfupload.com/files/98995Disturbingfrogjoke.swf

(Also.. how daphuck do you embed a .swf around here?....)

 

[Rydian]

Yeah, but at least the threat of my FrogCannon™ keeps the local street gangs in line.

 

[monkat]

Yeah, but at least the threat of my FrogCannon™ keeps the local street gangs in line.

What about the gay ones?

 

[alidsl]

It doesn't matter if they're gay or not, frigging frogs are coming out of his dick

 

[RiderLeangle]

It doesn't matter if they're gay or not, frigging frogs are coming out of his dick

But what if they're gay and into beastiality too?....

 

[alidsl]

Then they're fucked up (no not in a homophobic way, I'm just saying that beastophiliacs are fucked up)

 

[Rydian]

Well, I have yet to meet somebody with a crowbar fetish, except Gordon Freeman. But he's Gordon Freeman.

 

[alidsl]

I thought it's Morgan freeman (unless you're talking about a different person

 

[RiderLeangle]

I thought it's Morgan freeman (unless you're talking about a different person

You're joking right?.....
Gordon Freeman... Main character in the Half Life games...

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

So it's sperm with one tail, no legs, and an inability to survive outside a liquid environment
versus sperm with four legs, and an ability to breathe air.

Sounds to me like Rydian must be the next step in human evolution.

 

[Rydian]

Well the scientists told me it was either that, or edible kidney stones.

The choice was obvious.

 

[alidsl]

I've never played half-life, I must have a deprived childhood

 

[RiderLeangle]

Sounds to me like Rydian must be the next step in human evolution.

..........Humanity is doomed....

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Doomed? Or saved?