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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by alidsl, Jan 12, 2011.
It's true, I haven't gotten laid in over five years.
I'm sorry rydian but the truth had to come out some time
I just wish they wouldn't hop around so much.
one of the last times i got laid it produced a child... youre better off like this
Want a worse one?
He jacks off and when he's done a million frog-sperm come out like its a clown car...
Complete with cliche circus music...
Came out crap but
(Also.. how daphuck do you embed a .swf around here?....)
Yeah, but at least the threat of my FrogCannon™ keeps the local street gangs in line.
What about the gay ones?
It doesn't matter if they're gay or not, frigging frogs are coming out of his dick
But what if they're gay and into beastiality too?....
Then they're fucked up (no not in a homophobic way, I'm just saying that beastophiliacs are fucked up)
Well, I have yet to meet somebody with a crowbar fetish, except Gordon Freeman. But he's Gordon Freeman.
I thought it's Morgan freeman (unless you're talking about a different person
You're joking right?.....
Gordon Freeman... Main character in the Half Life games...
So it's sperm with one tail, no legs, and an inability to survive outside a liquid environment
versus sperm with four legs, and an ability to breathe air.
Sounds to me like Rydian must be the next step in human evolution.
Well the scientists told me it was either that, or edible kidney stones.
The choice was obvious.
I've never played half-life, I must have a deprived childhood
..........Humanity is doomed....
Doomed? Or saved?