When rydian went to the doctor

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Jan 12, 2011

When rydian went to the doctor by alidsl at 6:16 PM (1,161 Views / 0 Likes) 22 replies

  1. alidsl
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    It's true, I haven't gotten laid in over five years. [​IMG]
     
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    I'm sorry rydian but the truth had to come out some time
     
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    I just wish they wouldn't hop around so much.
     
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    Mental pictures...
     
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    one of the last times i got laid it produced a child... youre better off like this
     
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    Want a worse one?
    He jacks off and when he's done a million frog-sperm come out like its a clown car...
    Complete with cliche circus music...

    Came out crap but
    http://www.swfupload.com/files/98995Disturbingfrogjoke.swf

    (Also.. how daphuck do you embed a .swf around here?....)
     
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    Yeah, but at least the threat of my FrogCannon™ keeps the local street gangs in line.
     
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    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    What about the gay ones?
     
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    It doesn't matter if they're gay or not, frigging frogs are coming out of his dick
     
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    But what if they're gay and into beastiality too?....
     
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    Then they're fucked up (no not in a homophobic way, I'm just saying that beastophiliacs are fucked up)
     
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    Well, I have yet to meet somebody with a crowbar fetish, except Gordon Freeman. But he's Gordon Freeman.
     
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    I thought it's Morgan freeman (unless you're talking about a different person
     
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    You're joking right?.....
    Gordon Freeman... Main character in the Half Life games...
     
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    So it's sperm with one tail, no legs, and an inability to survive outside a liquid environment
    versus sperm with four legs, and an ability to breathe air.

    Sounds to me like Rydian must be the next step in human evolution.
     
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    Well the scientists told me it was either that, or edible kidney stones.

    The choice was obvious.
     
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    I've never played half-life, I must have a deprived childhood
     
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    ..........Humanity is doomed....
     
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    Doomed? Or saved?
     

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