The 'house rules' around here are as follows:
- No cheating, unless you've been stuck for at least a week, it won't affect others, you're out of options, or you've already finished the game and may as well
- Playing as Oddjob counts as cheating. As does playing as Robofish on an all flamethrowers match on Timesplitters 2.
- Anyone caught teabagging, spamming or spawn camping with be smacked upside their head with a Guitar Hero controller.
- Use only your own memory cards/profiles, lest you delete my save data and force me to unleash some rage on you.
- Nobody is to touch any consoles actually owned by me. The 'family' consoles (Wii, PS3, 360) are fair game but touch my SNES, N64, PS2, 'cube or DS and I'll break you.
- The black G-Con 2 with the uber-pimp silver lettering is mine. Everyone else uses the crappy purple one.
- The copy of Final Fantasy 7 on my shelf is worth more than your life, so I advise you to leave it the fuck alone.
- Whining like a bitch when you get killed will result in permenant banning from all systems.
- Playing Halo in my presence is strictly prohibited.
- You cannot brag for finishing a game on Easy mode. Play it again on a real difficulty setting and stop being such a pussy.
- Use of the microphone is limited to those with brains larger than a grape.
- Either make a proper level on LittleBig Planet or switch it off, stop fuck-arsing around making Death Stars just to hit them with a giant hammer and never actually make anything.
- The Modern Warfare 2 Nuke IS fair game. If I'm pwning you so bad that I actually have the nuke, you deserve to lose.