If you have ever picked up newspaper on subway and read part of it, you are a PIRATE
If you have ever took a look at your wife's or girlfriend's magazine or novel and read a few pages, you are a PIRATE
If you have ever read a whole chapter of best-selling book in bookstore and then walked out without buying it, you are a PIRATE
If you have ever bought a movie ticket, walk into another cinema in the multi-plex for movie you didn't purchase originally and watched more than 10 minutes of film, you are a PIRATE
If you have used google search to find an image, crop it, rotated it, flipped it, and then used it someplace else like for your GBATemp Avatar, you are a PIRATE
If you have ever copied more than 5 paragraphs from a website, google search, paper and used it in your write-up on 'any subject matter' in school or for your job, you are a PIRATE
..... (there is ton of examples, in anyway shape or form, somewhere, sometime, someplace, you have been a nasty PIRATE, and will be forever doomed in life to be so!)