WHAT!

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Oct 9, 2008

WHAT! by Jerme at 9:03 PM (517 Views / 0 Likes) 3 replies

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    i was taking a piss in the toilet. then all of sudden there was this long (very long) white strand coming out my penis. i was just looking at it for a while.. then i noticed it was going back inside! i tried to make it come about out as if i was peeing, i was... but it would never end! i mean freakin i got 3 feet of the white strand to come out, i decided it's time to get a pair of scissors.. but there was people in my house so i... just grabbed it and ripped it in half... my hand was bleeding (i swear it hand very tiny spikes on it's side. for 5 more minutes i was trying to make it come out (you wouldn't belive how swollen my penis was) so i just... grabbed it and started pulling it out... finally it came completely out... the thing was like 10 feet long... i just flushed it down the toielt... blood was just pouring out my penis... im guessing it was a tape worm...















    PS: this was a dream
     
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    because the night before this this i drank 541735674129 beers, smoked 7435625452365492 blunts, ate 5487349642513438184 shrooms, and like 54231789563216 bottles of henessy, 543675426542789856791357394816 blunts of purple, and 6321685453289432586465377 pills
     

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