What would you name your own store?

[CIAwesome526]

I gave you a store. Cungrachyoolayshuns (congratulations)!
Name the store.
Give it a slogan.
What do you sell.

Spoiler: Example

My store is called 'Sofa King'
Our slogan is "Our prices or Sofa King low!"
And we sell sofa's! (obviously)

best store wins.

 

[CIAwesome526]

Ass Fanatic.

the thread was posted early, i edited in the rest of the OP, now.

 

[Nathan Drake]

Store name: Ultra Gay
Slogan: Straight or curved, we can handle every shape and size.
The store sells shoes.

 

[GhostLatte]

Store name: Pho King Way
Slogan: There is no pho king way you will not like our food.
The store sells Chinese food.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Store name: Pho King Way
Slogan: There is no pho king way you will not like our food.
The store sells Chinese food

(I actually laughed; LMFAO)

Store name: WALMART'S FRIEND 2 DAY
Slogan: SHOP HERE 2 DAY!
The store sells general appliances, clothes, etc. Just like Walmart & Target!

 

[VinsCool]

Coldasfck
Get here somethin' cool or cooler, but also the coolest
Selling alchool and drinks of all kinds.

 

[Veho]

Floccinaucinihilipilification
"The best I can do is 99 cents."
Second hand game store.

 

[ComeTurismO]

ManFoxSuperBat's Aquarium
"We fish out the best supplies!"
Not a store that has a fish or any sea animal at all. Just sells TV's and Tablets. I don't care.

 

[Retr0Capez]

Name: Retr0 Outlet
Slogan: So cool, you never wanna comeout!
Sells: Retr0Capez merchandise

Oh and you can't exit the store. People will be transported to the factories to make merch after staying for a week.

 

[GhostLatte]

Name: Retr0 Outlet
Slogan: So cool, you never wanna comeout!
Sells: Retr0Capez merchandise

Oh and you can't exit the store. People will be transported to the factories to make merch after staying for a week.

Can I cum in your store?

 

[Retr0Capez]

Can I cum in your store?

sure

 

[GhostLatte]

sure

Okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Coldasfck
Get here somethin' cool or cooler, but also the coolest
Selling alchool and drinks of all kinds.

It should be named Vin's Coolers.

 

[BORTZ]

I would open a walmart kinda superstore with middle of the road prices and middle of the road goods. It would be called "Adequate". We would specialize in just being ok, cutting corners, and just getting the job done. Kinda. "are you tired of excellence? Are bored of getting told "Good Job!"? Well come on down to Adequate"

We would also have a shipping department called "Eventually". It would be low cost, but with shipping times of up over a month. My brother plans to open a rival company called "Half-way Shipping". "We meet you halfway!" They would ship your shit halfway to you.