What would you name your own store?

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  1. CIAwesome526
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    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    I gave you a store. Cungrachyoolayshuns (congratulations)!
    Name the store.
    Give it a slogan.
    What do you sell.

    Example

    best store wins.
     
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  2. CIAwesome526
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    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    the thread was posted early, i edited in the rest of the OP, now.
     
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  3. Nathan Drake

    Nathan Drake Obligations fulfilled, now I depart.

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    Store name: Ultra Gay
    Slogan: Straight or curved, we can handle every shape and size.
    The store sells shoes.
     
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  4. GhostLatte

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    Store name: Pho King Way
    Slogan: There is no pho king way you will not like our food.
    The store sells Chinese food.
     
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  5. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Store name: WALMART'S FRIEND 2 DAY
    Slogan: SHOP HERE 2 DAY!
    The store sells general appliances, clothes, etc. Just like Walmart & Target!
     
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  6. VinsCool

    VinsCool Comfortably Numb

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    Get here somethin' cool or cooler, but also the coolest
    Selling alchool and drinks of all kinds.
     
  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Second hand game store.
     
  8. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    ManFoxSuperBat's Aquarium
    "We fish out the best supplies!"
    Not a store that has a fish or any sea animal at all. Just sells TV's and Tablets. I don't care.
     
  9. Retr0Capez

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    Name: Retr0 Outlet
    Slogan: So cool, you never wanna comeout!
    Sells: Retr0Capez merchandise

    Oh and you can't exit the store. People will be transported to the factories to make merch after staying for a week.
     
  10. GhostLatte

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    Can I cum in your store?
     
  11. Retr0Capez

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    sure :creep:
     
  12. GhostLatte

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    Okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  13. The Real Jdbye

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    It should be named Vin's Coolers.
     
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  14. BORTZ

    BORTZ Don't pretend you aren't impressed

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    I would open a walmart kinda superstore with middle of the road prices and middle of the road goods. It would be called "Adequate". We would specialize in just being ok, cutting corners, and just getting the job done. Kinda. "are you tired of excellence? Are bored of getting told "Good Job!"? Well come on down to Adequate"

    We would also have a shipping department called "Eventually". It would be low cost, but with shipping times of up over a month. My brother plans to open a rival company called "Half-way Shipping". "We meet you halfway!" They would ship your shit halfway to you.