What would you do if you could change your DNA?

[FAST6191]

I would make it so I could shit money.

I would be curious to see how you manage serial numbers and technically making what is illegal currency, not to mention if one of those bullion coins decided to come out sideways...
It would probably be better to be able to make or purify some hard to come by substance. There are bacteria that refine gold these days so having a quite literal Midas touch would be an option, though there are better ones than that; http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-whale-waste-is-valuable/

 

[Nikki_swap]

Make myself look like nikki from swapnote form that nice fan art book

 

[Yil]

I would make it so I could shit money. It would make things very convenient and make life pretty easy. I would also give myself the ability to fly, process information faster, and have improved senses and strength.

What about having rescource of the entire world. At least an organized group always have better chances than one.

 

[3DSPoet]

Well, I was trying to be realistic in my post As far as creating money, it'd be more likely you could excrete something of value like gold or diamonds that could then be sold for actual money. Diamonds are super compressed carbon, which is what we're made of, so it would be more feasible than shooting printed or minted money out your backside.

 

[FAST6191]

Diamonds are borderline worthless rocks, even without the issues associated with being able to create a rare and hard to come by single substance I would probably not choose diamonds
http://freakonomics.com/podcast/dia...best-friend-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/
That said I am curious to see what a biological process to create such a thing might be -- it is pretty much always intense heat and pressure that causes such things.

 

[3DSPoet]

LOL, well, I figured we'd pretty much stepped away from realistic with this thread, and I'm sure there are a multitude of more valuable substances that could be manufactured in the human body under the right conditions. Diamonds were just the first thing to come to mind. What about ivory?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

What about ivory?

Your wish is granted. The ivory comes out of you as 5 inch wide tusks approximately two feet long.
From your rectum

Wait.....this isn't the corrupt-a-wish game?
Whoops.....

 

[3DSPoet]

Well, we're discussing @vayanui8 post, so no skin off my back(side)

 

[GalladeGuy]

LOL, well, I figured we'd pretty much stepped away from realistic with this thread, and I'm sure there are a multitude of more valuable substances that could be manufactured in the human body under the right conditions. Diamonds were just the first thing to come to mind. What about ivory?

If you're going to produce something at least make it really valuable. Taaffiete, musgravite, and painite would all be good examples of this.

 

[Filo97]

LOL, well, I figured we'd pretty much stepped away from realistic with this thread, and I'm sure there are a multitude of more valuable substances that could be manufactured in the human body under the right conditions. Diamonds were just the first thing to come to mind. What about ivory?

this is MADE not to be realistic

 

[FAST6191]

this is MADE not to be realistic

If we are not at least vaguely constrained by biology and physics is also similarly worried then it gets kind of silly. Otherwise it is just you have infinite wishes, go.

 

[VinsCool]

Actually I think I would make myself look like my avatar.

 

[Filo97]

If we are not at least vaguely constrained by biology and physics is also similarly worried then it gets kind of silly. Otherwise it is just you have infinite wishes, go.

Yeah, then i an gonna say MOSTLY not too much realistic

 

[Feeling it!]

say every think you want. Examples: be a pokemon
Not need to poop anymore
Can only survive with my favorite food, ecc ecc.

I do. Not know what i would like yet.

I can and I am going to rename myself to Adolf and then go shoot lightning bolts and kill roaches on mars while quoting the old testament. 10/10

 

[Feeling it!]

1) Be a girl
2) Fix my heart problem
3) The ability to not get fat

I almost mutated into having 2 of those.......

 

[Yil]

I almost mutated into having 2 of those.......

I am sorry to hear that. However, should you consider an alternative, all three can be achieved.

 

[Yil]

I would morph into a big dick and cum all over the universe.

That is way beyond biology.

 

[joyoshi]

Become Lucina

And be able to play Smash with frame perfect everything

 

[GalladeGuy]

That is way beyond biology.

And the laws of physics. You would probably be crushed into a ball before you could do anything.

 

[Yil]

And the laws of physics. You would probably be crushed into a ball before you could do anything.

It does not take that much of size to launch fluid at escape velocity for the sun.

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And the laws of physics. You would probably be crushed into a ball before you could do anything.

Further, only fluid get crushed into sphere not because of gravity but vaccum.