What would the world be like if Pokémon existed?

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  1. Overlord Nadrian
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    What do you think would happen to the way we live and communicate nowadays, if all of a sudden, Pokémon became reality?

    I think that it would be cool to have some Pokémon of your own, but those Pokémon might be incredibly dangerous, because games/manga/anime ? real life. Lots of attacks from Pokémon could seriously hurt people, even if they had a 'friendly' intention. Imagine getting hit by some Pokémon using Water Gun: the Pokémon really shoots a bullet made out of water, and because of the massive impact it has, you might even die. Another example: a Pokémon uses Flamethrower: you get hit and you either get a 3rd degree burn or you're dead.
    If you want to capture a Pokémon, or if you want it to leave from the forest you wish to cut down (just giving examples here), they will most likely offer some serious resistance, just like real animals but with even more powerful attacks.
    Terrorism: some people might misuse the abilities of certain Pokémon. Think of someone driving by a house and all of a sudden, he/she throws an Electrode through the window. The house could explode and no one can ever blame the person that cause it, because "it was the Pokémon, not me!"

    Then again, not all Pokémon will be dangerous (like, let's say, Caterpie?) and if one were to train one of those friendly Pokémon, he/she might be able to fight and capture stronger Pokémon, and so on. And some good guys (the police? [​IMG]) can then track down everyone they know that can possible have cruel intentions and battle them. Kinda like the games/manga/anime.

    So, all in all, I think it would be pretty cool to have Pokémon in real life, but there will be higher risks.
     


  2. Raika

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    A real life walking, fighting genital as a pet?
    DO WANT
     
  3. Theraima

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    Would be hella cool, tho Pokémon's exist but Pokeballs dont [​IMG]

    But if we had Pokeballs it would be awesome.
     
  4. Slyakin

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    Pokemon in real life? DO NOT WANT.
     
  5. soulx

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    Then, we blow the shit out of them. What can a Diagla do to two missiles locked on him?
    I wouldn't mind having a Entei with me at all times, though. It'll make law enforcement much harder, though. The only reason this type of crazy stuff doesn't happen in the games is because the characters are all dang hippies!
     
  6. The Pi

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    Imagine catching a celebi [​IMG]
     
  7. soulx

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    Shoot it with an old-fashioned pistol to weaken it.
    Catch it with your Pokéball and bring it to the nearest Pokémon Center/Hospital.
     
  8. The Pi

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    Have you saw the 4th movie?
     
  9. mrfatso

    mrfatso That guy!!

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    If that's true, the first pokemon that i am gonna get would be drowsee and next, i would catch a gasty, and from that point, i will plan my goal for world domination and hopefully i don't derail from my goal too much [​IMG]

    Also, i probably find ash and bash him up for being a noob.
     
  10. Njrg

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    Why hasn't PETA protested Pokemon yet?
     
  11. soulx

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    The one where Celebi travels through time and some shit happens with Vicious and Team Rocket? I haven't seen it.
    Just looked it up.
     
  12. The Pi

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    Thats what i was talking about. [​IMG]
     
  13. Bowza

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    Little boys with bugs would wear tiny shorts, Njrg would have a field day!
     
  14. wicked-MF

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    Pokemon in real?! that would be awesome O.O
    but imagine what a desaster could be if trainers battle each other with pokemon such as Tyranitar..one hyperbeam or earthquake would totaly destroy the terrain xD
    but if pokemon were to be real..will there be a pokemon league or pokelympia? XD
    imagine...a 12 year old boy gets his first pokemon from a freaky prof =P ...it's like giving a 5 year old kid a gun..he just don't know hat happens if the ember goes wrong..BUT! traveling through the lands..earning money by fighting trainers...catching legendaries O.O ...that's pokemon in RL =P and great.
     
  15. mrfatso

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    and we could trade pokemon and help each other out, assuming the other party doesn't belong to a team [​IMG]
     
  16. hullo8d

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    I would love to eat a couple of Pokemon
     
  17. The Pi

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    Slowpoke tails, YUM YUM
     
  18. wicked-MF

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    What about the noobish Freak-organisations like Team Rocket,Galactic..etc.?

    [EDIT]: will they also exist?
     
  19. DeadLocked

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    Lol throw a couple electrodes through the window BAM xD
    all the chavs would have granbulls on leads and be wearin their poke-hats backwards [​IMG]
    I would get a lucario and be like a bounty hunter catching pokemon and killing people/battling people. [​IMG]
     
  20. tigris

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    oh, wow. I could think of many things to do...sexually... let's say it would be cool. Imagine having Ho-Oh take you to work everyday, and Combusken to live in your stove and light up the burners for you. And let's not forget Prinplup, who can make a lake in your back garden for free [​IMG]