What should I do with my balls?

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Veho, Aug 28, 2012.

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Should I open them or not, or what?

  1. Open, try to assemble a set.

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    17.9%
  2. Unopened/random/lucky dip.

    26 vote(s)
    66.7%
  3. Other.

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    15.4%
Aug 28, 2012

What should I do with my balls? by Veho at 10:57 AM (2,592 Views / 16 Likes) 29 replies

  1. Veho
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Behold my shiny balls!


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    Balls. It's what's for breakfast.​


    I have a large number of balls (behold my ballsack; it is full). And in those balls are random Dragon Ball Z figurines. There are twelve to collect (please excuse the crappy photo quality, they were taken with a potato).

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    Cupping my balls.​



    I opened three of them to see what they're like, and got a green guy, another greeen guy, and a jolly fat manchild in diapers. Guy.


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    Motion blur makes it look dynamic.



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    (Green Guy): "Invisible bongos!"


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    "Holy shit I love being me!"​


    They're 2 inches tall (assembled), pretty decent quality (better than in the photos; again, they were taken by a potato. With a crappy camera), a pretty good level of detail, the paint is within the lines (and not daubed on with a sponge).

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    Some assembly required.​


    So anyway, since I'm not really interested in DBZ, I'm doing a giveaway/contest/something here on the Temp. Details to be determined later. The winner gets balls. So, the question is: how should I turn them into a prize? They're unopened (NRFB! NRFB!), and I have no idea what figurines are inside. Should I open them all and let the winner pick the ones (s)he likes? Should I keep them unopened, just grab a dozen or so at random and ship them off like that, or should I open them all and try to assemble an entire set for the winner? There's no guarantee there will be a complete set in there, though. You know what those lucky dip "collect them all" things are like. I may have enough characters in there for two whole sets, I might not have enough for a single one, I might have enough individual characters for a full set of characters but in one variant only. I dunno. I was going to just send random balls but then doubt set in. And now it chews me.

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    Why can't I hold all these balls?​



    Wat do?


    (You would think that the infantile pleasure at calling them "my balls" and giggling about it would pall after a while, but it doesn't. Go figure. Balls.)
     
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  2. Hells Malice

    Member Hells Malice Are you a bully?

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    Keep them unopened.
    Way funner to recieve random balls.

    EDIT: I like the wording in your poll.
    Yes. You need to lucky dip your balls for the winner.
     
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    wrap them in pairs in a small sack and ship them to anyone who asks for your balls.
     
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    Member EyeZ GBAtemp Addict

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    Veho has balls and don't know what to do with them D:
     
  5. Veho
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Well I would know what to do with two or four (or possibly six) but not this many D: I'm trippin' balls, man! :O
     
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    I don't know! Keep them closed in a really really cold vault. Keep them in there for 18 years and in the next 17 years, take them out and see what you get! Lol, just joking! :D
     
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    This thread is very disappointing. :(

    Keep them unopened though ^_^
     
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    Summon Shenron lol

    Where did you get them in the first place?
     
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    Wrap them up in pass the parcel form and hand them to homeless people on the street
     
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    you're handsome as ever. also, it saddens me a bit that you don't apparently know the name of the characters on the photos (while I myself do). Boo.

    also, seeing your post in the latest posts box, it said "what should I do with my ba..."
    I tried guessing what was the "ba..." part, I was going for bacon but I failed :P
     
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    Srs answer: Keep them unopened. Cuz...I said so.

    unsrs answer: Shove them all up your ass.
     
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    Your balls look nice sir, May i have one? :D No homo btw


     
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    Those are some of the finest balls I've seen in a while, congrats man, your GF/family should be proud...

    ....Not saying I look at balls a lot or anything :ninja:
     
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    You've got Balls of DBZ!
     
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    Appropriate.



    Anyway, keep the random draw. That's the best part about those things.
     
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    Dude, I would love to receive a large helping of your balls.
     
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    Also, random draw.
     
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    Holy shit. Imgur references, parodies of DBZ characters, a reference to a Dexter's Lab episode, AND a chance to win some DBZ action figures?

    This thread is my childhood/nerd wet dream.

    I don't know what to say other than want?
     
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    DRAGON BALL Z
     
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    Can I hold your balls?
     

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