What mayonnaise do you like the best?

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  1. leon315

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    the zero calorie fat-free mayo is my favourite, wait, the 0 calorie one doesn't exists.....
     
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  3. DjoeN
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    Yes, Nothing beats self made mayonnaise! (And indeed you totally see what's in it :D )
    You make it to your own taste but indeed you best eat everything the same day or day after, then you beter make new one

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    Never hard of it, but after looking it up, it seems a Japanese brand of Mayonnaise!!!
    Have to look up where i can get it to taste it :D in Belgium

    [EDIT]
    found an online store in Belgium :D
     
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    You should, it is probably the most delicious liquid food in existence
     
  6. smf

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    I have had one of these for years



    I also use greek yoghurt in tuna salad instead of mayonaise.
     
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    For anyone who speaks/understands German I can highly recommend this video:



    It's hilarious how serious they go about finding the perfect mayonnaise. :D At around 27:20 one of the testers has a mental breakdown after realizing that one of the mayos was beyond the expiry date.

    Personally I like this one from Bruckmann:

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  8. Pleng

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    My favourite mayonnaise is the one that stays in it's bottle, on the shelf at the supermarket and stops violating the meals I oder.

    Vile stuff. Seriously fucking vile.
     
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    Definitely Helmann's (Best Foods here in NZ) for me.


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  11. azoreseuropa

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    Mayonnaise is not healthy. I used Avocado for mayonnaise as superfood and healthier!
     
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    Hair Mayo!
    I just saw this in a random video I was watching and it became the focal point. Mayo everywhere these days
     

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  13. DjoeN
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    What's healty today anyway?

    Bio products and other in house grown vegetables all have there not willingly bad stuff on it, it's in the air out there.

    The time chernobyl happened, months after the radioactif dust got over Europe and everybody kept eating there so called healty vegetables from there own garden, eating Radioactif stuff

    You grow your stuff in your garden, like i did for years, a farmer in the neighboorhood is sprinkling his chemicals over his vegetables and the wind blows it over your garden, without you knowing, your crops and other things get chemicals on it and in it.

    I stopped growing my own stuff and keeping my own chickens.

    Now i can't eat anything fresh, for my own health, (i can get very sick from eating fresh stuff today (and 1 of the reasons i'm in the hospital already fo 6 weeks now (2 more to go before i can get home if nothing else happens)) i have to eat stuff from the factory, cause it 's packed more microbe free there and healtier, then the stuff i get from my garden or any other fresh stuff (bread/meat/fruit)

    (Also because of all the pills my taste has changed and Mayonnaise/Ketchup are the few products that kept the same taste)

    Yes, most stuff prepacked from the factory taste like Sh*t, but Mayonnaise/ketchup keeps it a bit tastier for me.
     
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  14. Clydefrosch

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    It's been a long while since I've gotten a good mayonaise from a store, I mostly go for Miracle Whip as substitute.

    Whatever they use on carnivals is usually pretty good though, best I've ever had was from a fries street vendor in belgium, no idea if/what the brand is.
     
  15. The Real Jdbye

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    The brands of mayo we have here are probably nothing like yours. I can find Hellmans mayo in some stores here, and it's different to (and way better than) our local brands. But I usually just buy whatever is the cheapest, at the end of the day most of what you're tasting is whatever you are putting the mayo on and not the mayo itself so it really doesn't make a huge difference. Hellmans is pretty good though, and it's just about the best thing to put on fries (that you can find here, anyway)
    Liar, no one likes Miracle Whip. Not even the person that invented it likes it.
     
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    I understand. Maybe you ate junk for a long time before you got sicker. I don't know.

    I grew up drank Coco Cola all the time and eat sometimes cookie and I stopped in 20's or so. Thanks God that I have no diabetic at all. So.. now I eat 2 chocolate chips every other days.
     
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    If it's from a street venor in Belgium, Mostly it's Vandemoortele / Manna / Even Hellmans on rare occasions / Devos Lemmens / Mayonnaise, all come in 10L buckets, or special made mayonnaise for them, not for sale to normal customers.
     
  18. DjoeN
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    DjoeN Captain Haddock!

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    No, i grew up eating vegetables and fruit, all from our own garden, also the meat came from our own animals, same for milk/eggs/cheese/butter and bread was backed at home

    When i got older and left home i rarely ate fast food, but when i eat fast food , i mostly enjoyed it.

    [Off-topic to set some things straigt]

    What i have and why i'm in the hospital
     
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  19. Fugelmir

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    Totally. Make your own mayonnaise. It's something like 2 parts egg, 5 parts oil and whatever seasonings you want. Delicious.
     
  20. wiewiec

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    Kielecki is better :P
     
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