What kind of idiot would use their smartphone to claim coronavirus vaccines contain microchips?

[Flame]

sign me up, the matrix world is pretty sweet.

oh you are already signed in.

 

[tfocosta]

next thing is hooking people into the matrix.

i know how this ends....


...Mr. Anderson.

 

[Deleted member 513667]

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

NANO MACHINES, SON!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

>this thread is weird
>signature related

 

[Detroitguy22]

I refuse to be tracked, I don't want them to know ive been to kfc 3 times today already

 

[IC_]

I refuse to be tracked, I don't want them to know ive been to kfc 3 times today already

Good for you, that's how they track you to give you higher medical bills because of the unhealthy things you eat

 

[Deleted member 513667]

Good for you, that's how they track you to give you higher medical bills because of the unhealthy things you eat

what if you live in the uk, where healthcare is f r e e

 

[IC_]

what if you live in the uk, where healthcare is f r e e

They will still know of your extremely unhealthy eating habits and could use that information against you in other ways.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

They will still know of your extremely unhealthy eating habits and could use that information against you in other ways.

To be fair, you kinda deserve it if you go to kfc three times in one day

 

[Deleted member 513667]

They will still know of your extremely unhealthy eating habits and could use that information against you in other ways.

im literallly on a "air" based diet

 

[IC_]

To be fair, you kinda deserve it if you go to kfc three times in one day

To be fair, you deserve it if you go to kfc at all.

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im literallly on a "air" based diet

Don't lie about yourself Mr. Pipe Warp, I know you eat Marios all day.

 

[Deleted member 513667]

Don't lie about yourself Mr. Pipe Warp, I know you eat Marios all day.

I try to forget about that

 

[The Catboy]

The kind that still believe birds and rocks are real

 

[Deleted member 513667]

The kind that still believe birds and rocks are real

the fuck is a bird

 

[The Catboy]

the fuck is a bird

A government drone

 

[Deleted member 513667]

A government drone

that makes sense

 

[slaphappygamer]

NACHO MACHINES, SON!

Fixed it for you.