What kind of idiot would use their smartphone to claim coronavirus vaccines contain microchips?

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  1. Deleted User

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    Just saying.
     
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    they do, wake up sheeple
     
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    TRUE!!!!!
     
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    Hi leafeon34.
     
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    No but seriously. Your phone contains "micro"chips and look how huge it is. A vaccine could never contain microchips. Vaccines contain nanochips, duuuuh.

    Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk.
     
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    Thanks for explaining the joke Flame... wait... you're not... Flame? :blink:
     
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    I consumed Flame to absorb his power.

    There was a joke? I must have missed it.
     
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    Haaaa! :rofl2:
     
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    What's the point of those microchips, those people are permanently glued to their smartphones anyway.
     
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    no you fools, the truth is that they're hiding the microchip in the masks
     
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    I've heard those chips need a brain to work properly. Since these people actually don't have one, I'm afraid it will fail on them. Sorry for bringing you the bad news. :mellow:
     
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    I don't have any stupid phone so I am actually scared of this.
     
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    You can turn your phone off, the nanochips will be in your body forever

    They have remote wireless charging from 5g "communication towers"
     
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    Are there actually people stupid enough to believe the COVID vaccine is gonna microchip you
     
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    Yea their called people who are afraid to get caught doing what their not supposed to. If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to fear. Most people are already being tracked by their phones.

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    absolutely, if you have nothing to hide then what's the big deal with being nanochipped?

    I'm even starting a loyalty oath campaign to accompany the vaccinations
     
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    next thing is hooking people into the matrix.

    i know how this ends....


    ...Mr. Anderson.
     
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