what if you woke up and you were a girl

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Touko White, Apr 23, 2016.

  1. Touko White
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    I think we all know how that would go with me, I even have a document on this computer stating what I'd do.
     
  2. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat sipp

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    hooray no need for hrthax
     
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  3. Touko White
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    The second heading of that document actually states 'CAMMY COSTUME' and a bunch of links for obvious reasons.
    Because that would be my first point of call :)
     
  4. EarlAB

    EarlAB hon hon titty croissants

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    Hmmm...nope. Just get a gun. Can't handle unplanned pregnancy and all that.
     
  5. VinsCool

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    I would freak out, then deal with it.
     
  6. GhostLatte

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    I'd still bang your mom.
     
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  7. EarlAB

    EarlAB hon hon titty croissants

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    Would you like to buy a Pussy Destroyer Strap On, @Cherry Pie?
    It redirects stuff so that it goes in dark holes but is also spiked and very painful.
    I shall provide some complimentary roofies as well. :)
     
  8. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte The Hypebeast Shitposter

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    Somebody forgot to take his medication :glare:
     
  9. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    Probably jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
     
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  10. SmellyPirateMonkey

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    I would play with my tits for days
     
  11. hobbledehoy899

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    I'd probably have less of a desire to kill myself.
     
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  12. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    KODAK FILM!
     
  13. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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    BUTCHER'S KNIFE.
     
  14. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also, here's a lesson:

    I could walk into my kitchen and smash a glass, then drive up to a store and by a new one. Not a single person would notice. But, the same can't be said for a human being. Everyone has that unique characteristic that sets them apart from the rest.

    Anyway, just my two cents.
     
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  15. hobbledehoy899

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    Are you saying that being a worthless fucker that just sits in bed all day playing the same few video-games is a unique characteristic?
     
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  16. FTRBND

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    Realize even being gay I wouldn't fuck myself

    also masturbate for hours
     
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  17. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    No, I bet tons of people are like that. But, don't count on what sets you apart to be so clear, so early in life!
     
  18. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai nut neutrality

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    do what i do every day because i already am a gril
     
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    I'd be double girl! Then fuck your significant other.
     
  20. DinohScene

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    Cammygirl confirmed fat neckbeard weeb.

    Also, I'm a girl but I'm also a boy.
    Fuck you and your gender racism.
     
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