What if you had a dog and HE/SHE was the master

[Noctosphere]

I mean, imagine what it could looks like.
YOU have to pee/poop outside. YOU have the collar and the leash.
YOU have to feed the face in a bowl. YOU have to obey when he says "woof", "waf" or worse, when he says "bark".
YOU have to do the doggystyle when you want to reproduce.

 

[Real_Redwolf]

I would love it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[rileysrjay]

There was an episode of family guy with this same idea called "road to the multiverse"

 

[VinsCool]

YOU have to do the doggystyle when you want to reproduce.

Already doing that

 

[EarlAB]

Yeah, doggystyle is fun.

 

[DinohScene]

Already wearing a "collar", already doing doggystyle, already obeying me boyfriend.

As usual, shitposting in a shitposter's thread ;o;