What hurts more ?

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Giving birth to a child or a kick to the nuts?

    and when i say kick to the nuts i mean your standing there with your legs open and someone soccor goal kicks you right in the nuts!
     


  2. JPH

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    giving birth hurts worse, in my experience [​IMG]
     
  3. tinymonkeyt

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    well, no one can truly compare, can they?
    cept for that pregnant man( i think i heard something about that on the news)
     
  4. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Imagine trying to shit out a bowling ball, that's probably how giving birth feels. So I'd imagine it hurts alot more than giving birth!
     
  5. Artheido

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    Since I'm not female, I guess giving birth through my dingle-ling-ling would hurt more =/
     
  6. dice

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    Man is a woman who had a sex change btw.


    Also, getting kicked in the nuts is worse. No debate.
     
  7. Bob Evil

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    I had all four wisdom teeth chiseled out, without anaesthetic, when I was 18 ... that hurt like a mammy-rammer.
     
  8. Artheido

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    It's a disgrace to men. [​IMG] It is not a man, it is not a woman. It is an it.
     
  9. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Giving birth lasts hours, a nut kick will hurt for maybe 20 minutes.
     
  10. Westside

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    I was circumcised the traditional Uzbek way (without anaesthetics) and when I screamed in pain, they stuffed a raw egg into my mouth.
     
  11. Defiance

    Defiance oh my god.. it's full of trading cards...

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    What the hell? I hate when religion interferes with healthcare. I'm Christan, if that matters...
     
  12. tinymonkeyt

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    dude. that picture made me baby barf
     
  13. Artheido

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    Well... Circumcision is performed by every male Muslim as an act of cleanliness. If your dick gets infected, the chop it off anyway [​IMG]

    I was put to sleep the non-traditional way in hospital. I was young and my parents couldn't bare to see me in pain [​IMG]
     
  14. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Exactly, I know a few uncircumcised "dirty dicks" myself. I don't understand why, but it might be the food, we do shower alot. Our people have infections if its not circumcised.
     
  15. dice

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    now now, lets not offend all the transsexuals visiting the site [​IMG]
     
  16. Bob Evil

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    I was born in the U.S., in the early 70s, and am/was Catholic ... and I'm circumcized ... it is just good health and hygiene to circumcize boys.
     
  17. JPH

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    JPH is a real man.
    JPH was never circumsized.
     
  18. Defiance

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    Oh nono, it's not the circumcised part, I was talking about the part where they do not give you any pain reliever or anything in the process
     
  19. Artheido

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    I never heard of that o.O The 'traditional' way my culture does it is with an anaesthetics injected around it so you don't feel the pain. My bros had it done that way. [​IMG] They looked like they were still in pain though.

    I can't... imagine... having no... anaesthetics... [​IMG]
     
  20. moozxy

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    Kicked in the nuts..
    Giving birth can't hurt that much, alot of them go back and have another [​IMG]