What has been the worse/funniest phone call you have ever recived

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  1. CannonFoddr
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    I stumbled across a BLOG on GBATemp where the person complained about a telephone he recieved & it got me thinking

    What HAS been the worse (or funniest) phone call YOU'VE ever got

    There's only a few rules
    1) It must be true
    2) The conversation must be as close as possible to what was actually said
    3) No personal details (real names/actual address/phone numbers etc) must be included in conversation
    4) Colouring of lines is optional
    5) Place the conversation within '[ quote ] [ /quote ]' tags

    Here's my contribution: ...
     
  2. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    It was funny at the fact that the spam lady was all, "Thank you" after I said I was going to go beat the "other" person up. [​IMG]
     
  3. triassic911

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    I remember once someone called wrong number but I didn't know and I guess she didn't know. She sounded like an ex gf of mine so I never noticed.

    her = red
    me = blue

    Hello?
    Hey
    Hey girl
    Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
    I'm going out with Luis tonight (the girl I thought who it was knew Luis).
    Who's Luis?
    You don't remember my best friend?
    Isn't your best friend Brian?
    No are you crazy?
    Wait, who am I speaking to?
    Steven....
    Oh I think I have the wrong number.....
    Wait, so who are you?
    Jennifer. I was looking for someone named Jamie.
    Oh, haha alright. Bye then.
    Bye.
     
  4. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    So I'm not your best friend? [​IMG]

    Great stories guys!
     
  5. triassic911

    triassic911 Burst Mode

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    Lol coincidence.
     
  6. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    Bring Bring Bring

    Hello?

    Mr Willy?

    Yes this is mr willy

    Im sorry your penis went into cariac arrest and has passes.

    oh my god

    click
     
  7. CannonFoddr
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    Oh god I hope this isn't a true story
     
  8. HackerOfWii

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    Me = Red
    Other Person = Blue

    Totally embarrassed after that!!
     
  9. blainy

    blainy GBAtemp Fan

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    several weeks after my grandmother passed away, my bro was in her unit and received a telemarketing call:

     
  10. lookout

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    *Ring Ring*

    Me:................
    Telemarketer man: Hello, this is --------?
    Me: "The number you have dial is currently not available....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
    Telemarketer man: *hangup*
     
  11. soulx

    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    M = Me
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    M - Hello
    P - Hello. I would like to know whether you would like to donate an organ
    M - No
    P- So you want to kill somebody
    M - WTF
    P - If you don't donate somebody may die
    M - ...................................
    P- So...would you like too
    M - ................................... *hangs up*

    That was one weird conversation.
     
  12. NeSchn

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    M = Me
    P = Person

    M - Hello?
    P - Hi this is (blah blah blah) with a survey call from (blah blah blah), whom am I speaking too?
    M - (in Mike Jones' voice) MIKE JONES!!
    P - Who?
    M - MIKE JONES!!! CHYEAH! *hung up phone*
     
  13. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    NeSchn [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    If I was the person on the phone talking with you, I would probably break down in laughter.